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About Me

Well, I'm the coolest bitch you'll ever meet. I am a middle aged hottie with a nice physique. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but then I just bite them in the ass so they leave. I spend my days chillin indoors on the couch watching the the kitty's play and trying to avoid Jazzy. My Mom says I need to 'go outside' and 'get some exercise'....or as she so often likes to put it ...."You should be lucky to have an nice big fenced in backyard to play in"...Come On! Why would I want to go outside and play in the stinky grass when I can sit inside in the air conditioning all day?? If you want to check out my Dogster Page, click here!

My Interests

Laying on Mom's newly febreezed couch, eating the most expensive food Petsmart sells, and acting like I don't like all those toys my Mom buys, just so she'll go back and buy some more..hehe! I love to chase my tennis ball, and scare the potential homeowners of the house next door in my spare time.

I'd like to meet:

I don't want to meet anyone. I don't like strangers, and only put up with the people I do know because my Mom makes me. But hey, if you want to add me as a friend, go ahead - if not...it's no hair off my butt!

Music:

Snoop Dog, DMX, and anything I can shake my tail to.

Movies:

All dog's go to heaven Must Love Dogs Snow Dogs Beethoven Homeward Bound I and II

Television:

Animal Planet and The Dog Whisperer

Books:

Heroes:

My Mom for taking me in although I couldn't be trusted by anyone but the lady that rescued me from a horrible person who liked to beat on me alot. No one wanted me because I don't like strangers because I'm afraid I'll get hurt again and my only defense is to bark at them to scare them away - but my Mom said that she would give me a chance and I showed her that I am a loving dog, I just needed someone to treat me right.