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Lurch

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About Me



My name is Lurch; I like to eat; My name is Lurch; I lick my feet.

HELLO! My Name is Lurch. I am 8 years old and am a purebred Bullmastiff! I was given up by my original family when I was 4 years old but luckily I found my new owners within days! Now I am so happy and have the house to myself. Well, except for the cat but he ignores me. I love my family and I love laying in the sun! And I love peanut butter and toys! And I love NANNERS! And I looooove going for car rides! Thank you for being my friend! Love, Lurch!

My Interests

Eating, laying out in the sun, licking my feet, playing with my millions of squeaky toys, running around the living room like a nut, going for car rides and walks.

My Blog

I'm BACK!

I'm back home! It's so great to be home. I was gone for almost 2 whole weeks in COLD COLD Pennsylvania. But it didn't snow, and that made me sad. I never get to see snow. Also, my mom said something a...
Posted by Lurch on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 04:37:00 PST

In Pennsylvania!

I am in COLD Pennsylvania visiting my grandparents for Christmas! We drove for TWO whole days in the car. I was beat! So I won't be around much but I wanted to wish everyone: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! Thanks...
Posted by Lurch on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 02:27:00 PST

Hey Everybody!

Sorry I haven't been around but my mom and dad were away for TEN WHOLE DAYS! It was OK because I got lots of toys and treats from my uncle. But now they are back so I can catch up with you!   Lo...
Posted by Lurch on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 03:24:00 PST

Tagged by Miss Sachet!

I was tagged and I know I can't get away without answering! So here it goes (6 odd or not so odd facts about me): 1. I hate any toy that isn't a squeaky toy! I never play with rope toys or balls. I ha...
Posted by Lurch on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 04:32:00 PST

STALKER

I have an Internet stalker! If you are reading this (and I know you are): PS: Tell my mom when you see this. Or else she'll be mad at you--and no more SPICY FISH for you!...
Posted by Lurch on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 02:57:00 PST

I won 1st place!!

My mom's coworker entered my picture into a company photo contest. And I won 1st place!! She had sent him pictures to show how handsome I am, and he liked the one so much he entered it in!!! It was th...
Posted by Lurch on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 09:17:00 PST

New Top 20!

Some old, some new! In random order because I love you all!  
Posted by Lurch on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 05:46:00 PST

Falling Behind, Part 2

Yes, my mom is fallin' behind w/the comments, picture comments, friends requests... she's feeling run down so she might take the day off tomorrow. Hopefully she'll be able to comment for you! I have 4...
Posted by Lurch on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 01:09:00 PST

"Real" names... and nicknames

If you have papers, what is your real name? My mom always laughs at mine--"Bulwin's Ominous Thing" (because I am not very ominous at all). Of course, she didn't name me but I think I lucked out with m...
Posted by Lurch on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 05:33:00 PST

Friends Purge--no more humans!

My friends list is too big. If you are human DO NOT add me. I am not adding any humans anymore--my mom is tired of the porn spam. I am probably going to delete humans already on my frie...
Posted by Lurch on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 04:25:00 PST