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About Me

You have probably never seen a dog like me before, I'm an Affenpinscher which in German means "Monkey-like Terrier", and in France I am nicknamed "Mustachioed Devil". I am both, yet so much more! I like to chew on dirty underwear, jump over the fence and make Mommy chase me around the neighborhood, chewing up paper, and peein' on everything I can! I love to pee, and I love kitties! Kitties are my best friends! I can't even tell you how much I love kitties! Oh yeah, I love poopin' too. P.S. Ever since the um, castration, I don't pee on things or people like I used to. I Still like to chew up crap though, and I jump on tables and grab stuff and shred the crap out of whatever my mouth can get hold of! They can't take that away from me!!!!

My Interests

Food, naps, playing with kitties, finding and chewing dirty underwear, dancing, sniffin butt, peeing on anything I can (even people and other dogs), I like to poop too.

I'd like to meet:

More cats! Just kidding, I get along with everyone, I am not shy and would love to have more friends to hang out at the park with.

Music:

I like it when Mommy, Auntie, Ayla and I do a 4 part howling harmony

Movies:

Cat Porn, All Dogs go to Heaven, Lady and the Tramp

Television:

I don't watch TV, I prefer to pee on things in my spare time.

Books:

How to Live With Your Neurotic Human

Heroes:

MOMMY! And Auntie! Though I'm still pissed about the castration.

My Blog

I'm Like a Cat With 9 Lives

My humans, Oliver and me went to KY for Christmas. On Christmas Eve, we got lots of presents, including one of my favorite things, a Dingo. For those of you who don't know, a Dingo is a sm...
Posted by Billy on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 09:43:00 PST

I Got A Brother!

All my friends know about my trauma as of late. Well 2 days ago, this dog came into my yard, and it was like a security blanket for me! My Mom posted signs all over the neighborhood, but n...
Posted by Billy on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 05:09:00 PST

Here's My Near Death Story

For those of you who didn't get my bulletins, here's what happened. Last Tuesday my Mom and I were out for our daily walk. She was trying to get us both a little more exercise, so we went ...
Posted by Billy on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 10:08:00 PST

I Got Sick!

OMG! I don't even know what that means, but Mommy kept saying it all day, so it must be bad! All I know is Mom got me up at 8am (I'm a night owl) and hauled me off to the vet, whereupon I ...
Posted by Billy on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 11:04:00 PST

I Need More Digits!

Man it's so hard to keep up with ma peeps on myspace when ah don't have the thumb thing..... anyway, i keep tryin' to change ma favorite 8 friends, but it dosen't seem to work for me. Then i get...
Posted by Billy on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 12:12:00 PST