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baxter & abbie

Snort 'n Snarfle

About Me

About Baxter and Abbie:
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Baxter's the name. What can I say about me that hasn't already been said? I was born on August 12, 1999. Life was going real smooth until I got a sister when I was four. Now I can't chew my bones in peace. She constantly steals them from me when my guard is down.
Daddy (who I suspect is not me REAL daddy)lets me lick his ears sometimes. In fact, I get very unruly when he doesn't give me ears regularly. I once expressed my displeasure on his new rug. Ears have been easy to come by since then.
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Hello, dahling! Please make yourself comfortable in my pooch parlor. That two-tone pug Baxter will be happy to take your coat. Can I fix you something to drink? This 1997 Toilet Reserve sparkling water is devine. I was born on February 21, well, let's not get into the exact year, shall we?
I know how to get what I want. No one can resist a coy head ratchet, longing eyes, maybe a cute little high-pitched fart! Yes, I said "fart". Does that shock you? Just tell them, "It must be from all the bubbles in the champagne."

My Interests

Not so many after the vet fixed me "down there".

I'd like to meet:


For Baxter: Frank the Pug, Cesar Millan (you ain't leading this pack, mister!), Snoop Dogg
For Abbie: Dolly Parton, Karen Walker (Will & Grace), Marlene Dietrich

Music:

high pitched sounds that make my head ratchet.

Movies:

Men In Black (I & II), Milo & Otis, Best in Show

Television:

Good Eats, Paw and Order

Books:

Anything my mommy or daddy is reading. All reading material is equally warm on my butt!

Heroes: