Bacon, Corned beef hash, dancing, sleeping, movies and laughing at poor people. I am also interested in a new galactic Pug based empire based on Earth. Nothing too big just total control.
Drink this the nanobots in it will clear your head.
"Everywhere the faithful stood and celebrated the coming of the Gooch. For the first time Earth was at peace and for the first time they realized the stars would not shine without he wisdom of the Gooch†( Book of Gooch – limit your vision blind yourself)
Who do I want to meet.
I need to meet the human leaders of the world. There is a chip that needs to go into your brains. It will make you happy or livelonger or something. What ever you want to believe.
I also need to take control I mean meet all the weapons manufacturers. Yes I have a proposition for them that they cannot refuse.
I could also use some pilots I have about 4 million Pug sized tanks and airplanes that could use pilots. They will help me explain some things to people that to understand how rewarding Pug worship is.
Long live the Pug Empire all hail the Gooch.
“Earth ships full of humans traveled from star to star exploring and conquering all the habitable planets that they came across thus expanding the Terran Empire. No ship was without its Pug captain, no ship could make it without its Pug captain. †(Book of Gooch – They Spread Their Wings).
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People I do not want to meet:
1. If your back ground is a different color and you have something stupid following my curser around. Too much crap going on. If I want to crap I go outside. To the royal throne.
2. Skinny girls that think they are so tuff and hate everyone. I don’t care how many tattoos or piercings you have. You are still small and spend your time taking pictures of yourself on a computer. Bitch I will bite your ass but good. I am D….OG. Read my caption I do not kid.
3. PeOpLe WhO wRiTe LiKe ThIs. You are not being original. You and 10,000 other highschool girls do it. Look at my eye’s. Do I look like I can focus that fast.
All must hail the Gooch. I am your Queen and ruler of the Universe!!
My soldiers are everywhere. Watch your back.
Anything that makes me shake my booty. Look at my booty it is hot.
Anything with dogs in it or other 4 legged animals. I like MIB 1 and 2. I like Dune, Patrick Stewart plus Pug going into battle AWESOME!!
http://www.pugvideo.com/
Pugs are into the Spice.
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I like shows with dogs in them. King of Queens has a cool pug on the show.
I like books about snacks.
Shakespeare.
Four Rings
Godzilla, that mother efer can tear some shit up yo!
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www.lapr.org
http://www.dfwpugs.com
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Obey the Pug Dog
" Sir Winston Churchill
Poor Puggy-wug
Oh, what is the matter with poor Puggy-wug
Pet him and kiss him and give him a hug.
Run and fetch him a suitable drug,
Wrap him up tenderly all in a rug,
That is the way to cure Puggy-wug.