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MAXILICIOUS™

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About Me

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Hi, I'm Maximus Escobedo Lariz aka MAX. I'm a two year old(14 in human years) Chihuahua. The ladies all usually love my smile, check out profile pic to see that i really do know how to smile. I'm looking to make lots of new friends here.
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? Dog, Chihuahua
What is your name? Maximus Escobedo aka MAX
What other nicknames do you have? Maxilicious, pad, Maaaaaaaxxxxx
What is your favorite treat? Cheese
What would your owner describe you as? Loving
What is the funniest thing you have done? Tried to jump on the bed, undershot it, rammed my neck and gagged for about 20 minutes
What is the bravest thing you have done? Defend my sisters when my brother Chico is in a bad mood
Yes or No
Are you neutered? no way
Are you a social animal? somewhat
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? of course, if no one is looking then who will know
Are you friendly? Pretty friendly
Are you overweight? no
Do you like warm milk? love it, when my mommy will give it to me
Do you eat cheese? Yeeeesssss
Do you eat bugs? Yes
Do you live with other animals? Unfortunately
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? Yes, I get into trouble when I am outside
Do you like to exercise? No
Do you like car rides? No
Do you get into stuff? Most definitely
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? Yes
Do you like to swim? I guess.
Do you chase laser pen dots? Yes, I love to play laser.
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? Yes very much, my mommy takes good care of me
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My Interests



-MY SISTER ZENA ENJOYING THE SUNSET OVER THE LAKEMY SIS FIONA...SHE MUST BE LOOKING FOR HER BOYFRIEND GATTY
Doggie quiz!!!
What's your name?? Maximus Escobedo
What's your mommy/owners name? Regina
What breed are you? Cheeeewaawaa
How much did you cost?? I'm priceless
What's your favorite toy? A stuffed monkey
Tap water ot bottled water? Bottled, even a boy has to have standards
Do you always walk or are you always carried? walk
How many pounds will you weigh full grown? 9
Do you wear clothes? Yes (hope my buddies dont see this)
Long or short hair? short
Indoor or outdoor? Indoor
Do you sleep with your mommy or in your own bed? UUUUMMMM, I am not a baby...ok, well, YES
What's your fave color? Blue
Do you chase cats or get along with them? I'd have to say I might chase them
How old are you? (in people years) 14
Do you like to go swimming? I guess so
Are you fixed? Hello, is nothing private anymore...NO
What color are your eyes? hazel
What color is your hair? grey
Do you get groomed? no
Are you potty trained? Hope my mommy doesnt see this...sometimes
How much do you bark? Little Barking Machine
Have you ever bit anyone? Yes but they deserved it
Do you believe in interbreedal mating? depends
Do you like the bath or hate it? Hate it
Are you friendly with ther dogs or go you just attack? just attack...Muhahahahahahaha
Does your mommy/owner have a carring bag for you? Yes
Do you do any doggie sports?? No
How cute are you from 1 to 10? 10, I'm too sexy for the humans

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My Blog

7/18/07- Max saves the day...Again!

Started off as a lovely evening. Mommy came home around 6:30 as usual and let me and my sisters out to do our business.  As soon as I stepped out, I smelled something peculiar, I instantly k...
Posted by MAXILICIOUS™ on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:18:00 PST

5/4/07 Hello My Friends-I'm having a rodent problem!!!

Wow...it's been a loooonnggg time since I've updated this or even been on myspace. Why you ask?  Two words.  Mommy & Bunny. Yes...mommy added a new rabbit to our home plus momm...
Posted by MAXILICIOUS™ on Fri, 04 May 2007 03:24:00 PST

My Haunted Halloween-2004

The night was cold and foggy. We could hear the sound of crickets, dogs barking and children laughing in the distance.  We were all getting ready for a fun night of  trick or treating. Mommy...
Posted by MAXILICIOUS™ on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:22:00 PST

To All My Friends

I apologize that I have been slow to reply to messages and haven't been leaving many comments lately but it is by no fault of my own.  Mommy is currently filming a tv show which  has be...
Posted by MAXILICIOUS™ on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 02:47:00 PST

Tagged...I'm It

Tagged,Heres the rules, you have been selected (or tagged if you will) now you have to tell 6 odd or not so odd facts about yourself, and select 6 of your friends to do the same. once you post your 6 ...
Posted by MAXILICIOUS™ on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 08:08:00 PST

30 REASONS WHY IT'S GREAT TO BE A DOG

1. No one expects you to take a bath every day.2. Your friends never expect you to pay for lunch, dinner or      anything else for that matter.3. When it's raining, you can li...
Posted by MAXILICIOUS™ on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 10:49:00 PST

Some mind tricks to play with your Human

After your humans give you a bath, DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU! Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on the sheets. This is especially good if it's right before your humans bedtim...
Posted by MAXILICIOUS™ on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 10:43:00 PST

A Lesson in Humility

IF YOU CAN START THE DAY OFF WITHOUT CAFFEINE,If you can get going without pep pills,If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,If you can resist complaining and boring people with your t...
Posted by MAXILICIOUS™ on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 08:01:00 PST

TAIL OF DEVOTION

Max, I'm taking this moment to tell you that you are truly the light of my life. It was fate that brought us together that day and I shall always be thankful for everything you bring to my life. I lov...
Posted by MAXILICIOUS™ on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 03:06:00 PST

The Creation

When God had made the earth and skythe flowers and the trees,He then made all the animalsthe fish, the birds and bees.And when at last Hed finishednot one was quite the same.He said, Ill walk this wor...
Posted by MAXILICIOUS™ on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 08:09:00 PST