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Nigel The Mastiff

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About Me

I'm an Old English Mastiff. My Mom thinks I'm the best dog in the whole world. I tend to drool thick gooey shoestring-like slobbers whenever I drink or when there is some good smelling food nearby. I hate baths even though I get one every week. My Mom is a professional pet groomer and thinks dogs aren't supposed to stink. I get back at her though...I fart a lot and believe me I can stink. I like to let one rip in the car because she can't get away from the smell. Ok...it's kinda mean but she loves me anyway

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Good friends....dog lovers...The guy who invented Canine Carry-Outs...other mastiffs...people who are willing to share their food with me

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My Blog

A New Sister for Me

Well I learned some exciting news tonight.  I am getting a new sister.  My bestest friend in the whole world "Duet" passed away on December 16, 2006.  Life just hasn't been the same for...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 20:43:00 GMT

Flying Drool

I am just so happy I could fling drool everywhere!!  I am getting lots of new canine friends...oh yes, let's not forget Harold the Duck, Peaches the rat and Squirrely the...squirrel of course.&nb...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 17:00:00 GMT

Tropical Weather

Holy shit.  I have to say it really sucks to be a dog when there are buckets of tropical rains and gusty winds.  It is not fun lifting a leg and crouching to dump when you are getting drench...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 20:46:00 GMT

Casual Friday

It's casual Friday!  I get to wear my pajamas to work today.  Don't get too excited...my pajamas...well....it's just a beat up old collar but you know how it is if you have a favorite p...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 04:22:00 GMT

Rain

It really sucks being a dog when it is raining.  Say you have to pee or even worse....take a dump and it's pouring down rain.  You people get to go in your cozy little rooms with magazines a...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 21:19:00 GMT

Night All

After a short while of sniffing and leg hiking I decided I really didn't need to take a dump tonight before going to bed.  You know sometimes it's just not convenient to crap just because your ma...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 21:04:00 GMT