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Fatty Boombatty Nadini Ballerini

Squeek

About Me

MRRRRRRRREEEOWWW!
I'm a kitty. My name is Nadine. I have lost most of my teeth due to a condition my vet says is an "allergic reaction" but otherwise I am a (fairly) normal, average kitty cat. I look a little like a cow, I stand like a ballerina with my front paws pointed in opposite directions, I have a black heart on the back of each of my two front paws, and I'm the coolest cat ever. What more can I say?
I love all people, especially my mom. I have a little sister, Mercy, who invaded my territory about 4 years ago but I have since gotten used to her. She's not so bad most of the time, but she is VERY fat, and sometimes eats my Fancy Feast as well as her own food, which is NOT cool.

My Interests

Admiring my cow spots, sleeping on people's faces, ballet, making a mess of my food, drooling on your clean sheets, licking myself constantly, cleaning my face with my paws constantly, catnip, purring, kneading, meowing, playing with rubber bands and occasionally eating them, throwing cat parties, throwing up in general...

I'd like to meet:

Other kitties! Especially ones that look like cows. Tuxedo kitties, like my fat sister. Orange tabbies, because there's one that hangs around my neighborhood and it has six toes, and I love him, he is beautiful, but he never looks at me :( Any kitties looking to party and have a good time, or just play with me and a ball of string. Red and blue string are my favorite. Any doggies that like kitties, and any kitties that like rubber bands, Fancy Feast, and drooling.

Music:

Mozart, Beethoven, Bach... the Swan Lake score.... and of course I like to indulge in some Josie and the Pussycats on occasion.

Movies:

Catwoman, Adventues of Milo and Otis, Josie and the Pussycats, The Truth about Cats and Dogs, Garfield the Movie, The Aristocats

Television:

Not a big fan, though I do enjoy the occasional Discovery Channel program, especially the ones about lions... I do prefer the ballet but I don't get out much so that's kind of difficult to catch them..

Books:

3 Blind Mice, The Cat in the Hat

Heroes:

Hello Kitty, Tony the Tiger... This guy...

Liam From The Dillinger Escape Plan
And this kitty...

My Blog

HAHAHAHA

Mercy scratched the shit out of Mom's hand yesterday. I had my back turned but I was trying SOOO hard not to laugh.. especially when she started saying all those 4 letter words and crying. I mean, M...
Posted by Fatty Boombatty Nadini Ballerini on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 09:17:00 PST

Ok so I did it again

I just want to make it very clear, Mom, I am very sorry I sneezed and drooled on your face again this morning. I couldn't help myself, I  became very relaxed and the next thing I knew I had left ...
Posted by Fatty Boombatty Nadini Ballerini on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 10:59:00 PST

Life is good..

So, my mom and grandmom made me this awesome toy. Its just this button with a black rubber band string. I LOVE IT! I actually POUNCED for the first time in my life the other day, when Lilly was playin...
Posted by Fatty Boombatty Nadini Ballerini on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 07:22:00 PST