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About Me

EllyJellyBean Profile GeneratorHi. My name is Caleb aka Fatty, Ovenstuffer, The Great Fat, Fatty McJones, Tiny, Fatty McGee, Bruiser, Fatty McLeroy, Turkey, Land Mass, Butterball, The Great Plumpkin and so forth. Bitches love me cuz I got rolls to go around. Yeah. Myspace is my only link to the outside world. Inside, I am a true Renaissance cat. Indulging in fancies as various as sleeping, eating, shitting, trouble making and sometimes, a little cleaning, but not so much really. I am a true middle-cat, so I'm good at both needing attention and giving it. But mostly, I need attention. So please pay attention to me. Oh yeah, and I'm fairly good at getting my way. It's all about what I like to call the 3 B's: Hit the Balls, Boobs and the Bladder. Works like a charm everytime (trademark is forthcoming). For more wisdom from The Great Fat, please peruse my blogs. And feel free to stop by to say hi often.Peace and Porkchops, Fatty
Cool Slideshows.. -- -- -- -- -- START: Interview with Bobo the Kitty --
Interview with Bobo the Kitty Cat has one hard life. Warning: adult language. .. -- -- -- -- -- END: Interview with Bobo the Kitty --Here's some more pics of me to give you more insight into my crazy cat world:

My Interests

Eating and lying on the floor.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone willing to donate to the feed-Caleb-fund. And any hot felines, but don't get your hopes up. I'm fixed.

Music:

Really good Jazz. Coltrane, Getz, Ellington. I like the classics, but also Herbie Hancock and Freddie Hubbard. My owners loser boyfriend is always playing rock and roll really fucking loud. The guy has no taste.

Movies:

I don't like movies, I like actors. Orsen Wells, Marlon Brando, but only in their later years when they "filled out" as actors. I like the kid who played Fat Albert and whoever the guy was that did Jabba the Hut. Brilliant.

Television:

TV's gone downhill ever since they took Thundercats off the air.

Books:

I can't read. I'm a cat.

Heroes:

I like that Chinese guy who owns the records for eating the most hot dogs in 10 minutes. That's something to believe in.Save Animals - One Click At A Time!

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My Blog

Whats been going on

Hello friends,It's been awhile since I've written, so, I've gotten off my favorite squishy tomato bed, stretched my paws and now, here I am. I love the weekend. Everyone gets to sleep in just a little...
Posted by The Great Fat on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 01:35:00 PST

the fat one speaks!

What's up people, cats and other assorted mammals:Let me first give a shout to my new friends Porky, Miniature Lion and the rest of ya. Welcome aboard.Don't know if any of y'all got to see last night'...
Posted by The Great Fat on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 12:43:00 PST

Where I Been

Yo-yo. Whassup cats? I wish I could say I was in the Caribbean - eatin' pork and playin' with amphibians. I wish I could say I have been with the hunnies - or rolling around with loads of money...
Posted by The Great Fat on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 01:51:00 PST

NO, I am not abused

Hey cats. It's been awhile since I blogged, so I thought now's as good time as any to check-in and send a holiday YO-HO-HO. I recently posted a new glam photo of me surrounded by lovely colorful...
Posted by The Great Fat on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 10:11:00 PST

Dudes, I keep upchucking

Crap. I keep puking up my food. I can't stop. I'm so hungry! I don't understand why it's happening, all I know is I can't keep anything down. I don't even remember the last time I took a good old-fash...
Posted by The Great Fat on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 10:41:00 PST

I done killed a mousie

I totally killed a baby mouse last night. Well...perhaps I should give credit where credit is due. Let me explain... Last night the human folk weren't around the apartment, so it was me and da boys j...
Posted by The Great Fat on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 12:16:00 PST

Doc says I'm too fat

I'm too fat. I'm so fat, the doc says the chubs gotta go. She says that the next time she sees me...she wants to see "less of me". My new diet is high protein n' fat and low-carb. Sound...
Posted by The Great Fat on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 08:51:00 PST

Caleb Cat Fantasy Camp

Hello friends, I've decided to open up my own fantasy camp. For the paltry sum of a pint of ice cream and a jumbo cheese pizza you can live for a week ala Caleb. Activities will include: Sleepin...
Posted by The Great Fat on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 08:40:00 PST

My Love Affair with The Ganja

Pot and Chocolate (is there anything better?) It's a general misconception, but a lot of humans think us felines just like the nip, the grass, you know, the legal shit. Truth be told a small percentag...
Posted by The Great Fat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Friggen LOVED the Hulk movie

Just had to share my excitement over The Hulk movie. I totally got to watch it on Saturday night all comfy on the loveseat. I'm not so sure that Cindy and Tony loved it like I did, but the sound fx an...
Posted by The Great Fat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST