Food, Crapping on the carpet, Tug of war.
Boy dogs who are not horny. I get agitated by that and will bite you! Also girl dogs. That tall dude won't get me a buddy because he thinks his house is "too small" dammit!
Also I love people, and will spin around like a Tazmanian Devil as soon as one comes near me. Especially if you want to play tug of war, I will kick your ass at that game!
I love the intro to this song!
All Dogs go to Heaven, Beethoven, My Dog Skip, and Old Yeller (I cried at the end) are some of my favorites.
I like to eat them. That tall dude just stares at them before going to bed, WTF?