Eating Sprinklers turns your teeth metal |
HEHE, mom was going to take me to the park today but it was too hot for me. She had me sit outside while she vacuumed up my hair in the house. But she forgot that the sprinkler was on.&nbs...
Posted by Lord Winston on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
humped the shit out of the cable guy |
yup.
Posted by Lord Winston on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
mommy had a duckie and it's head popped off |
Ma got duckies from work, rubber duckies, so i ripped their faces off. Yum, yum, fun.
Posted by Lord Winston on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Ya know what floor cleaner tastes like? |
It tastes just like it smells.........delicious.
Posted by Lord Winston on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
New Years eve |
Christmas just past! I broke lots of ornaments and almost knocked the tree over, on accicent of course! N e way, i got to eat left overs just like thanksgiving. and for Christmas I got a new bone that...
Posted by Lord Winston on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Birthday Yo. |
Birthday soon. Maybe mom and dad will throw me a party. and maybe they'll invite you :) yaaaaaay :)fart
Posted by Lord Winston on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Ate raw fish skins. . . |
Last night mommy put the garbage out but forgot to put it in the pail. He he. Ruff. Then she let me out to pee and I tore into the bag. . .mmm mmm mmm ruff. I spilled garbage all over the patio, f...
Posted by Lord Winston on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Ran head first into the door today. |
Yup.
Posted by Lord Winston on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Shittin' like a CHAMP! |
That's right.
Posted by Lord Winston on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
D-o- double G |
Ruff ruff ruff ruff. Ruff. . .ruff ruff, ruff-ruff, ruff ruff ruff. (PPffttt!) RUFF RUFF RUFF, ruff ruff. "Ruff ruff ruff," ruff, "Ruff ruff ruff ruff." Ruff: ruff ruff ruff ruff. (ruff fart ruff)...
Posted by Lord Winston on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
