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Father Joey

Teach me to be chaste, oh Lord...but not yet

About Me

WWW.FATHERJOEYSHOW.COM...... Folks, not only is confession good for the soul, it's just somethin' you gotta do. God doesn't want to punish you for your stupidity, but, rules are rules, am I right? Right.So here's the thing: you call me, you say you're sorry for whatever dumb thing you did and show God some respect. I go to him and say "hey, God, I know this guy, he's okay, okay? He's all right, you know? Fuhgedaboutit..." Now, another thing that we do here is this thing we call "pre-absolution", which is unique to Vegas. Basically, if you're in Vegas, you know that you're going to sin...in fact,you probably got a pretty good idea of what you're gonna do and what it's going to cost. Well, thinking about sin is as good as sin, so, you may as well confess now and get it over with, just in case something goes wrong, know what I'm sayin'? And don't even THINK about missing my website at www.fatherjoeyshow.com And listen the archives during the week if you missed the show, you Meathead!
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My Interests

taking in confession and helping Vegas's lost sheep back to the path of...oh hell...there's no hope for these people! Vegas is so proud of its sin we just gave up and grant absolution to everything.

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Movies:

the Godfather, Goodfellas, Casino, The Exorcist, The Omen

Television:

Becker...now there's a guy with my kind of attitude. I kinda like that Frasier, too...helps me with my counseling sometimes.

Books:

any true crime

Heroes:

Pope JP2...that dude was okay, know what I'm sayin'? Great sense of humor on that guy...

My Blog

Father Joey’s New Year tips for 2007

..> Happy New Year, Meat-Heads FATHER JOEY'S NEW YEAR PARTY TIPSDon't do anything stupid on camera.If you do something stupid on camera, make sure that you retain the rights."YouTube" is not a leg...
Posted by Father Joey on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 08:39:00 PST

Tagging

Okay, heres the rules.1.) Each player starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves. 2.) People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules. 3.) ...
Posted by Father Joey on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 02:20:00 PST

Little known facts about My Dick

Little know facts about my DickMy dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's callsMy dick is so big, it has it's own moon.My dick is so big, movie producers no longer film in70mm HD...they film in "m...
Posted by Father Joey on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 08:34:00 PST

BREAKING NEWS

I gotta tell you, I had an epiphany this morning.  I was watching the news, having my coffee and my morning smoke and I see this news report of a suicide bomber in the Green Zone in Iraq.  ...
Posted by Father Joey on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 11:03:00 PST

The real meaning of Easter

contrary to popular belief, Easter is not the day that Jesus rises from his tomb and sees his shadow, indicating 6 more weeks of winter.
Posted by Father Joey on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 04:26:00 PST

a little butt humor

A guy tells his doctor that he can't sleep, but hedoesn't want to take pills, either, because he has ahard time swallowing them.  The doctor tells him that it's not a problem, he'lljust give him ...
Posted by Father Joey on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:12:00 PST

Oops...

Well, apparently we partied just a little too hard in Dallas over the weekend, because the level of sin and depravity that was reached there has boiled over.  On my arrival back here to lovely su...
Posted by Father Joey on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:44:00 PST

the original Mustang Ranch

Oh, yet another piece of the American Dream goes up in smoke. The original Mustang Ranch, a rather non-descript building in the desert near Reno, Nevada, was burned recently as a training exercise for...
Posted by Father Joey on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:36:00 PST

The Ten Commandments

 for those of you who art confused... The Ten Commandments Thou shalt not be a Meat Head Thou shalt do all that Father Joey says If thou doesn't like what Father Joey says, thou shalt not li...
Posted by Father Joey on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 05:18:00 PST

Check out this video: The Sick: Vol 1 - Trailer

The Sick: Vol 1 - Trailer Add to My Profile | More VideosI guess that you can say that they saved the best for last...too friggin cool...
Posted by Father Joey on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 03:44:00 PST