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About Me

I am a writer.(I have the grammer skills and the reading comprehension level of a forth grader) I also Direct movies,( My movies get directed right to the 99 cent bin at the at the family dollar.) i also act,(Yeah... Like a fucking jackass). uthor="Thomas Zwaagstra" table, tr, I aspire to be a singer.(I sound like a man being ass raped by an ape) I think that I am a well liked individual in the community.(Every body thinks I suck and I know it) I am a nice person.(I'M AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) I think that I am a good looking person.(I fell out of the ugly tree hitting ever ugly branch on the way down, fell face first into the ugly mud when the ugly tree then fell on me. I waited there for a few ugly hours then some ugly children from the ugly town came and beat me with ugly sticks.) I'm glad you stopped by to see me.(I know you clicked the wrong person) I hope to see you soon.(I know what you're thinking,... Fuck off) you can also check me out at timmscalitapresents.blogspot.com
ANTS IN AN ANTFARM(MY FIRST FILM)
LAST CALL LOVIN' pt 1(My second film)
Last call Lovin' pt2
Last call Lovin" pt3
Last call Lovin' pt 4
Last call Lovin' pt5
Last call Lovin' pt 6I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

my interests include film making, Playing music as well as singing, DRINKING, socializing and making a complete ass of myself as often as possible... -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START: Hot Tub Trouble--

Hot Tub Trouble What could possibly be more embarrassing? Warning: adult language, possibly NSFW. .. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- END: Hot Tub Trouble --

Satan

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

I'm into a lot of different music. Trip hop, classic rock, acid jazz, idie, folk. If it can rock I probably am rocking it. Above is my band. Everyone should check us out.

Movies:

I love really twisted f**ked up psycological thrillers, drug dramas, violent dramas, and clive barker flics.

TOUCHING YOU(MY LATEST FILM)

Touching you pt2

BROKEN ESTEEM PT 1( MY PROUDEST FILM)

broken esteem pt 2

Television:

I only get one channel (Barely), So go Conan fucking O'brian
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Books:

Horror and dark fantasies are my favorite. Clive barker is the man.

Heroes:

The crack whore that works on beale street. Even though she has lost her teeth, all her wieght (Down to the bone) And looks and smells like a dead body. She's still out there trying to suck her way into more crack(Thanks for the clap). She has the balls to be a hero.

My Blog

So happy to be alive

I've moved into a new apartment. I'm back in midtown baby. I hated to leave my boy Jason behind but it's time for me to spread my wings and be on my own again. I like my new place it's a high rise wit...
Posted by Timm on Thu, 01 May 2008 02:08:00 PST

Laura’s Music Video(Sorry it took so long)

Here it is. It will be available on DVD soon. ...
Posted by Timm on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:21:00 PST

Check out this event: Falling for Grey @ The P & H Cafe

Hosted By: Timm ScalitaWhen: Wednesday Feb 20, 2008 at 10:00 PMWhere: P & H Cafe'MEMPHIS, Tennessee|43 38104United StatesDescription:Timm Scalita Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Timm on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 05:34:00 PST

FABA! FILM FEST!

FABA! FILM FEST..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> · Memphis filmmaker showcase · &nb...
Posted by Timm on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 04:28:00 PST

We will all burn in hell.

This is an episode of the Pinky Show.It lays it out plain and simple, with only the facts.No propaganda.The US is being run by by evil war criminals and it's worse than you think.If you are interested...
Posted by Timm on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 01:26:00 PST

Lauras song is available.

..> ..> ..> ..> You can listen to and add Laura's song at Myspace.com/fallingforgrey or You can just click on the Falling for Grey site in my top friends. I will be releasing a proffessional ...
Posted by Timm on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 08:29:00 PST

Goodbye Laura, we love you.

It's all for Laura, Wednesday morning I was woken by the phone hoping it was not for me so that I could sleep off my hangover from the previous night of making some new friends. Jason answered t...
Posted by Timm on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 02:51:00 PST

I fucking hate road blocks. Dammit!!!!!!!

As some of you may know, I'm trying to get to New York so that I can go to film school and be as good as my peers say I can be. I want it so bad I'd fucking kill for it. So, I'm trying to get i...
Posted by Timm on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 04:21:00 PST

My fucking birthday party

The Vault on highland... Kareoke... A wild time... I'll be there at 9pm... This sunday... My fucking birthday... 25th birthday..... Who's fucking coming?...
Posted by Timm on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 05:55:00 PST

In which direction should the moon be?

I've been doing a lot over the last couple of weeks and also been doing a lot of nothing, but I guess it's all been insperational.I think I left all of you with a flyer of my last show at the Stage St...
Posted by Timm on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 05:08:00 PST