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About Me


I am Jason M. Vawter. I live in a small house in Frayser, and I try to shake the haters off. I've been playing drums for 8 years and play with 2 local bands: Falling for Grey and The Memphis Haiku Complex .
My heart and mind are stuck in the 60's. I'm what most call "decade impaired." All of my favorite music is from that era. Most of the books I ACTUALLY read involve mind expansion (Robert Anton Wilson, Timothy Leary). I also am a bit of an Internet junkie. I have several MySpaces, most of which are in my Top Friends.
I also LURVE to play disc golf! If you want to play a game, hit me up, as long as it isn't 105 degrees outside or below freezing. Naturally, I hate playing in the rain too.
Cozmik Wanderings: THE TOO MUCH INFORMATION AGE:
I believe we have entered an "age" past the "Information Age" called the "Too Much Information Age." Originally, I said this as a joke, making fun of how most people will tell you whatever the hell is on their mind, even if you might find it unpleasant or useless bullshit.
However, with today's technology (as some predicted... Leary, Wilson), almost anything you want to know is at your grasp. I think if we continue through this "age," maybe eventually it will cause mass enlightenment. I do think that this is a very optimistic view though. If you understand anything I just said, please e-mail me, and let's discuss it!
~Take it sleazy~
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You are a Mystic. Practical magic isn't really your thing; you much prefer to take the inner roads to self-development and spiritual evolution. You find ecstasy in meditative silence and commune with the divine without aid of any church or religious leader to guide you. You will seek the light of heaven in your own way, even if that way is not apparent to the casual observer.


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Discordian


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Spiritualist


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White Lighter


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Magician


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Aimless Eclectic


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Otherkin


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What song from Darkside of the Moon are you like?
Brain Damage
Though it sounds bad, the title is just an opinion. More or less you are a free spirit, not conforming. Most society sees you as different, though more than likely your the most rational.

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Which 60's band are you?

The Beatles
You just get better with age. At least when all the yous inside you stay together. Whatever. You are versatile and revolutionary, and lot's of people like yah.
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My Interests

Trying to expand peoples' minds... but mainly playing drums, disc golf, video games, and my chances. I also enjoy driving with my arm out of the window, long walks down North Hollywood St. and James Rd. at sunset, and avoiding "THE MAN," but if you see "HIM," tell "HIM" I said "Hello."

I'd like to meet:


I'd like to meet interesting people who share interests with me and also Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Ron Bushy, Lee Dorman, and Doug Ingle (last 3 from Iron Butterfly), or anyone with a good attitude. MyGen Profile Generator

Music:

Addison Groove Project, Alice Cooper, Alice in Chains, the Allman Brothers Band, Herb Alpert, America, Tori Amos, Joan Armatrading, Louis Armstrong, Arol and the Zendik Band, Atomic Rooster, Audioslave, the B-52's, Ginger Baker, the Band, the Beach Boys, the Beastie Boys, the Beatles, Beck, Jeff Beck, the Beegees, Ben Folds Five, George Benson, Chuck Berry, Big Brother & the Holding Company, Bjork, Black Sabbath, Blind Faith, Blondie, Blood Sweat and Tears, the Blue Man Group, Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, Boris, David Bowie, the Dave Brubeck Quartet, Jack Bruce, Buckethead, Jeff Buckley, Tim Buckley, Busta Rhymes, Paul Butterfield (PB Blues Band), the Butthole Surfers, the Byrds, Cactus, JJ Cale, Jerry Cantrell, Captain Beefheart, Captain Beyond, the Carpenters (don't tell ANYONE), Johnny Cash, Tracy Chapman, Ray Charles, Cheap Trick, the Chemical Brothers, the Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Chicago, Eric Clapton, Les Claypool, Jimmy Cliff, George Clinton (Parliament/Funkadelic), Coldplay, John Coltrane, Comus, Harry Connick Jr., Coolio, the Cranberries, Cream, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Jim Croce, Crosby Stills Nash and Young, Sheryl Crow, the Crystal Method, the Cure, Cypress Hill, Daft Punk, Miles Davis, Deep Purple, Neil Diamond, Al Di Meola, DMX, Donovan, the Doobie Brothers, the Doors, Dose One, Dot Allison, Nick Drake, Dr. John, Bob Dylan, the Eagles (they have a few good ones), Earth, Earth Wind and Fire, Electric Flag, ELO, Emerson Lake and Palmer, Especially Likely Sloth, the Fabulous Thunderbirds, the Faces (a time before Rod Stewart had sold his soul), Faith No More, Falling for Grey, Fantomas, Fatboy Slim, Ella Fitzgerald, the Flaming Lips, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, Fleetwood Mac (the original band), the Foo Fighters, Peter Frampton, Future Sound of London, Peter Gabriel (solo/Genesis, Phil Collins is a sellout), the Gap Band, Garbage, the Jerry Garcia Band, Danny Gatton, Marvin Gaye, Dizzy Gillespie, the Gorillaz, the Grateful Dead, Macy Gray, Al Green, Grant Green, Dave Grusin, the Guess Who, Herbie Hancock, Ben Harper, George Harrison, Mickey Hart, Isaac Hayes, Heart, Jimi Hendrix (Experience/Band of Gyspys/solo), John Lee Hooker, Hootie & the Blowfish, Humble Pie, Willie Hutch, ~*~IRON BUTTERFLY~*~, Chris Issak, the Isley Brothers, the Jackson 5, Elmore James, Jefferson Airplane, Jethro Tull, Elton John, Norah Jones, Tom Jones, Janis Joplin, Keb Mo, Alicia Keys, King Crimson, B.B. King, the Kinks, KMFDM, Kool Moe Dee, Leo Kottke, Alison Krauss, Lenny Kravitz, Kula Shaker, Kyle Kiser and the Naked Rodeo, Shawn Lane, Led Zeppelin, John Lennon, Lightning Bolt, the Mahavishnu Orchestra, Yngwie Malmsteen, the Mantiques, the Dave Matthews Band, Bob Marley (Wailers), the Mars Volta, John Mayall, Curtis Mayfield (Impressions), Paul McCartney, the MC5, Medeski Martin and Wood, Meshuggah, Buddy Miles, the Steve Miller Band, Joni Mitchell, Moby, Moby Grape, the Moody Blues, Moonbow, Motorhead, Mott the Hoople, Mr. Bungle, Klaus Nomi, Outkast, Jaco Pastorius, Mike Patton, Pearl Jam, Pentangle, Tom Petty (Heartbreakers), Phish, Pink Floyd, Poe, the Polyphonic Spree, Portishead, Billy Preston, Primus, Prince (Revolution), Queen, Quicksilver Messenger Service, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Ramatam, Rainbow, REM, the Rolling Stones, RUN DMC, Rush, Leon Russell, Sade, Carlos Santana, Anoushka Shankar, Ravi Shankar, Sigur Ros, the Smashing Pumpkins, Sonic Youth, Ringo Starr, Steppenwolf, the Stooges, Sublime, the Sundays, SUNNO))), Tenacious D, Ten Years After, Tepid, They Might Be Giants, the Time, Tool, Traffic, the Traveling Wilburys, T. Rex, Unknown Hinson, Uriah Heep, U2, Vanilla Fudge, Jimmie Vaughan, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Tom Waits, Weather Report, Ween, the Who, Amy Winehouse, Steve Winwood (solo/Spencer Davis Group/Traffic/Blind Faith), Wolfmother, Victor Wooten, the Yardbirds, Neil Young (Crazy Horse/solo), Frank Zappa (Mothers of Invention), ZZ Top... pretty much anything recorded from 1962-1980.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, All the Cheech and Chong's (including Far Out Man), A Clockwork Orange, Dazed and Confused, Dead Man, Dude Where's My Car, Ed Wood, EL TOPO, FANDO Y LIS, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fire Walk With Me (Twin Peaks movie), Full Metal Jacket, Hair, Half Baked, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The HOLY MOUNTAIN, I ♥ Huckabees, I Love You Alice B. Toklas, Joe, Labyrinth, Pi, Purple Rain, Requiem for a Dream, the Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Song Remains the Same

Television:

King of the Hill, Deadwood, Lost, Millennium, Roswell, Sanford & Son, South Park, the Shield, That 70's Show, Twin Peaks, Weeds, All the court shows

Books:

Sherlock Holmes, anything by Robert Anton Wilson (Cosmic Trigger I-III and Prometheus Rising), anything by Dr. Timothy Leary (High Priest), anything by Wulf Zendik, anything by Allen Ginsberg

Heroes:

John Lennon, Albert Einstein, Julius Erving, Ron Bushy (Iron Butterfly), John Bonham, Ginger Baker, Mitch Mitchell, Nick Mason, Timothy Leary, Robert Anton Wilson, Hunter S. Thompson, Wulf Zendik, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, Ringo Starr, Ravi Shankar, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, John Densmore, David Gilmour, Mitch Hedburg, Jerry Garcia, Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King Jr., and anyone with a good attitude.
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Which guitar are you

Fender Strat
You are a Fender Stratocaster. You are the orignal rock and roll guitar.
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Which Mighty Morphin Power Ranger are you?

Green Ranger
You are the Green Ranger, you are Tommy who was first evil but then became good. Your weapon is the sword of darkness, the dragon sheild and the, dragon dagger. You are the Dragon.
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Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Michelangelo
Awe YAH! You're the party dude! You enjoy goofing off and pulling pranks! Life's a beach! People NEED you in order to lighten up! Happiness isn't a destination, it's simply a way of life! You like games, sports, and many different activities involving showing off your athletic skills! Does annoying your sisters and brothers count? Ehehe! You enjoy being the center of attention, the star of the show, and the known joker of the group! Gotta make 'em laugh!
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Which Grateful Dead member are you?

Micky Heart
you have excellent rhythm and are an up beet person
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Your Birthdate: October 9
You are a born idealist, with more pet causes than you can count.
You prefer be around others, both when working and while relaxing.
Generous and giving, you believe you can change the world one person at a time.
You're open minded and tolerant. People feel like they can tell you anything.
Your strength: Your go-with-the-flow flexibility
Your weakness: Your flair for the over dramatic
Your power color: Pine green
Your power symbol: Circle
Your power month: September What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

You are The Sun

Happiness, Content, Joy.

The meanings for the Sun are fairly simple and consistent.

Young, healthy, new, fresh. The brain is working, things that were muddled come clear, everything falls into place, and everything seems to go your way.

The Sun is ruled by the Sun, of course. This is the light that comes after the long dark night, Apollo to the Moon's Diana. A positive card, it promises you your day in the sun. Glory, gain, triumph, pleasure, truth, success. As the moon symbolized inspiration from the unconscious, from dreams, this card symbolizes discoveries made fully consciousness and wide awake. You have an understanding and enjoyment of science and math, beautifully constructed music, carefully reasoned philosophy. It is a card of intellect, clarity of mind, and feelings of youthful energy.

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You Are 67% Passionate, 33% Compassionate
You are very passionate, especially when it comes to love.
In fact, it's sometimes difficult for you to tell between love and lust.
You jump in head first, and figure things out later... usually when it's all over! Is Your Love Style Passionate or Compassionate?
You Are the Peacemaker
9 You are emotionally stable and willing to find common ground with others. Your friends and family often look to you to be the mediator when there is conflict. You are easy going and accepting. You take things as they come. Avoiding conflict at all costs, you're content when things are calm. What number are you?
You Have Fantastic Karma
You are a kind, sensitive, and giving person. And all your good deeds will pay off - if they haven't already. But you're not so concerned with what you get in return anyway. You have an innate caring nature - and nothing can change that! How's Your Karma?
What Beatle are you?
John Lennon
You enjoy poetry, painting & a fine wine. A lover not a fighter.

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What Beatles song personality are you? Take Two
The Walrus
I thought the Walrus was Paul... Lennon must be a dirty liar!

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You Are a Prophet Soul
You are a gentle soul, with good intentions toward everyone. Selfless and kind, you have great faith in people. Sometimes this faith can lead to disappoinment in the long run. No matter what, you deal with everything in a calm and balanced way. You are a good interpreter, very sensitive, intuitive, caring, and gentle. Concerned about the world, you are good at predicting people's feelings. A seeker of wisdom, you are a life long learner looking for purpose and meaning. You are a great thinker and communicator, but not necessarily a doer. Souls you are most compatible with: Bright Star Soul and Dreaming Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
You Belong in 1965
1965 If you scored... 1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!
1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.
1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!
1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.
1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good!
What Year Do You Belong In?
Your Hidden Talent
You are both very knowledgeable and creative.
You tend to be full of new ideas and potential - big potential.
Ideas like yours could change the world, if you build them.
As long as you don't stop working on your dreams, you'll get there. What's Your Hidden Talent?
Your Aura is Violet
Idealistic and thoughtful, you have the mind and ideas to change the world.
And you have the charisma of a great leader, even if you don't always use it!
The purpose of your life: saying truths that other people dare not say
Famous purples include: Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Jr., Susan B. Anthony
Careers for you to try: Political Activist, Inventor, Life Coach What Color Is Your Aura?
I adopted a cute lil' NINJA FETUS from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Famous Magician.
Where You Lived: Turkey.
How You Died: Buried alive. Who Were You In a Past Life?
Tom Green's "The Bum Bum Song (Lonely Swedish)"
Electric Lincoln, man...
Ron Bushy's "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" drum solo
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This Friday, Martin and I will be representing U of M NORML at the Cooperative Associations of Memphis Booth-fair. It will be hosted at the center of campus by the fountains from about 8AM until 6PM. ...
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Tomorrow night at the P&H...

Tomorrow (Saturday) night, I'll be playing drums with Jobu Babin, Rich, and Mike Dees opening up for Greyhouse Saloon at the P&H Cafe. Try to get there around 10PM because we have some great stuf...
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The Goddamned Past Month: Where Ive Been

One month ago I quit my shitty job to live a freer life. I've been lightly looking around for new work, but I love/loathe the freedom and craziness so much. I love being to do whatever the fuck I plea...
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Annual U of M NORML Thanksgiving Party, TOMORROW NIGHT, 9 PM

Upcoming NORML Events: What/Who: NORML Thanksgiving Party When: Saturday, November 17, 2007 at 9:00pm Where: The Elzey House 2099 Elzey Midtown/Memphis, TN Come out and give thanks with Memphis' fi...
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See me morph into David Lynch!

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Tennessee: Medical marijuana bill scheduled for discussion on November 13

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Social Experiment Number?: The Taco Experiment aka "FREE TACO?!"

Social Experiment ?: The Taco Experiment  aka "FREE TACO?!"I have, in my time, done a series of social experiments I have thought about publishing one day. They're unscientific to most people, bu...
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"Bike" by Pink Floyd (for Mira Gem)

"Bike"by Pink Floyd Written by Syd Barrett (This song is for Mira Gem, a beautiful Brazilian princess. Go to http://www.myspace.com/mmiragemm to here her beautiful voice and music.)I've got a bike, yo...
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