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gary george

Polished Mediocrity

About Me

When I wear sunglasses and a baseball hat, people mistake me for the dead guy from "Weekend at Bernies."

My Interests

exiguous philanthropy, tourist traps, backyard wrestling

I'd like to meet:

Jared Fogle's agent, Larry Storch, Victor Shakapopulis and anyone who lives in Terre Haute, Indiana

Music:

Irish folk music combined with uneven bongo rhythms ... the kind of sound that would cause Michael Flately to dive into a mosh pit.

Heroes:

The maid who had to clean Jack Wolz's sheets after he discovered the horse head in his bed (and you thought you had a bad day job)