kristen

http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LnByb2ZpbGVqdW5rcy5j b20= Well...I am Earl Krid of Flidshire ( I was once a Baroness donkey rimjobber!) and I am daddies little princess.( I wish he had named me chantel,latisha,desrie or something classy!!!! I got the cheap argos looks dont ya think?)Actually i have just changed my name to Lord krisflaps!! My general interests are mearly basic needs,like nakid gimp chess and one legged nakid pole vaulting in glogs along with rimming tortoises and cross breeding rabbits and pheasants.... but if I had to narrow it down......Music,film,Hedgepigs,acting,guitar, interferometry,small mules,writing,Opium parties and getting hemped up on goofballs,milking bats,dancing like I wern..t no thang,fingering injured male penguins,amputtee/stump porn,drink driving,evaluating the differnt speices of grasses in specimins of monkey poo,kylie's front bum,water,morfing into a shape shifting lizard,spunkbubbles,taking baths with mother,Panda Burgers,freshly squeezed monkey juice,helping grandma to the toilet...and watching,my rampant rabbit,self doubting my perception on life and finding that ever changing equilibrium,not getting court naked in the neigbours bedrooms sniffing their soiled undergarments whilst covered in purple ink,insulting underdeveloped humans/apes,(in a good way),ranting,electrostatic converters,setting fire to poor people and horses,circumsinsions,camel toes and some healthy intake at some point.( vitamin-c, possibly injected into the eyeballs or between my scrotum and anous).Ohhh.... I also like getting hand jobs from librarians and storing goat hearts in jars. Having said that I also have normal interests like cumgathering,moss collecting,robbing old people,spitting on fat kids with severe downs,licking the pages of the non bleached anus "models" in Razzle,flying my elegmatic Ronnie Corbett kite,I also enjoy taking the disabled group to the swimming baths on tuesday mornings for a hoot!..around half eleven. Also got a OCD!!!! Keep dresing up as a shit weasel and rampantly go dogging!! It gets messy in the summer,especially around convertables! I also have a talent for remote viewing, and with a 30 second stare I can burst the heart of a chicken at 100 yards. I also have a new hobbie which involves mid op german transexuals and class coffee tables. Shall I continue????... Dirka dirka burgers with Tony Blair sauce,stroking my hard pet brick,baking and anything with the letter O. Apparently stump fuking is in!! Sometimes I can seem a bit crazy,but this is how I see it....It's a sane reaction to a crazy world. I like to think about a million miles an hour. F.A.O. "Lovely Mushy and my dearest Charlotte"... You may think my profile pics look gay but let me correct your warped thinking!!! Firstly,they were taken in a gesture of simple humour,I dont know why, perhaps we are homophobic? My response is...You must be jealous as you can't be stuck inbetween us fetching hunks,whilst we slime our cloudy ectoplasm over your feet and hands.If I had lots of girlslut pics you would call us slags,which (a) would be a double standard and (b) we are not slags,we are manwhores. Therefore any arguement with a woman is pointless as there is no conclusion,only extension. If we were gay,we would say it and be proud..You know what they are like. The idea of a man sticking his cumpump into another mans hairy manshoot is not my idea of fun!!! Fair enough if it was a lady cos they can be attractive! I am very open minded and people make their own choices!!! You KNOW I have only had women in my life and have you EVER seen me in bed with a wheelchair bound man??NO! If you have ANY proof that I have been in the sack with another man,whilst I rape his bum,and he rapes my bum and I rape his bum and he rapes my bum and I rape his bum and he rapes my bum and I rape and spit on his bum then please show it!!!! Thank you plz.