R.I.P.President Saddam Hussein al-Majid al-Tikriti profile picture

R.I.P.President Saddam Hussein al-Majid al-Tikriti

President of Iraq

About Me

I, Mustafa Muhammed al-Fallujah, controller of the estate (and Saddam's attorney), am now in-charge of this MySpace. I plan keeping this profile in-tact (the way the man himself wrote it). This site was "heired" to Hidi Ben Amin, Saddam's press agent and long-time friend. Amin, in turn, handed it to me, so I could control it, along with the rest of the Hussein al-Majid al-Tikriti estate. GRANTED, there isn't much left of that estate, thanks to the American infidels, but what is left is now in my control.• I gas Kurds, that's how I roll.
• I hate a few other minorities.
• I dislike most Americans.
• I spend a lot of time making sure my wives stay "in check."
• I love Bob Saget.
• I have 14 wives.
• I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE the Bush family.
• I love Kit-Kat bars.

My Interests

Killing Kurds, hanging out in torture and rape rooms, hiding WMDs, playing hide-and-go-seek with the US military, sodomy, removing veils from women (then laughing about it while condemning them to death), DEFINITELY NOT FUNDING TERRORIST GROUPS.

Also, I'm working on a book about my life, "Gassing Kurds and Me: The Memoirs of Saddam Hussein Al-Majid Al-Tikriti.

I'd like to meet:

• George Bush (both of them)
• Osama Bin Laden
• Saudi Royal Family
• Barak Obama
• John McCain (who wouldn't?)
• Rick James
• Clarence Thomas
• James Brown
• Bill Clinton
• Darth Vader
• Gerald Ford
• George Clinton

Music:

Clash - Rock the Casbah

Movies:

Three Kings
Bambi
Jarhead
The Sound of Music

Television:

Over There, CNN news, Crossfire, Who's the Boss?, Full House, Wonder Years, Laguna Beach, The History Channel

Books:

Mein Kampf, Qu'ran, Nancy Drew Mysteries

Heroes:

Pol Pot, Adolf Hitler, Koffi Annan, Napoleon, Mother Teresa, Joseph Stalin, John McCain

My Blog

Saddam's last words to his fans...

This was written on paper about two hours before the execution proceedings began. A "Post-It note" on the paper instructed me to post this here, and gave me the password and account information. Dear ...
Posted by R.I.P.President Saddam Hussein al-Majid al-Tikriti on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 09:07:00 PST

A shirt about me!

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=798 THEY HAVE PROMISED TO GIVE ME SOME OF THE MONEY FOR MY LEGAL DEFENSE IF PEOPLE BUY IT. ISN'T THAT AWESOME?...
Posted by R.I.P.President Saddam Hussein al-Majid al-Tikriti on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 09:52:00 PST

MY TRIAL IS A TRAVESTY!

Even the media agrees! 'Trial flawed' Many critics have dismissed the trial as a form of victors' justice, given the close attention the US has paid to it. Before the sentencing session began, forme...
Posted by R.I.P.President Saddam Hussein al-Majid al-Tikriti on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 02:52:00 PST

DON'T BELIEVE THE LIES!

My remaining sons (i.e. the ones I didn't gas years ago) were NOT all killed in a firefight in Iraq. DO NOT BELIEVE THE FOX NEWS REPORTS, AMERICAN MEDIA LIES!
Posted by R.I.P.President Saddam Hussein al-Majid al-Tikriti on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 08:31:00 PST

Long time no write...

So, yeah... How do you guys and gals like my new look? Carson Kressly, Kyan Douglas, Jai Rodriguez, Thom Felicia and Ted Allen visited me. If you don't know who they are, they're the guys on the big-h...
Posted by R.I.P.President Saddam Hussein al-Majid al-Tikriti on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 12:00:00 PST

A letter of praise... In disguise.

I recently had the following conversation with a young lady. She is quite obviously in-to me, and wishes to have further communication with me... I'm not sure what to do. Do I have enough time for ano...
Posted by R.I.P.President Saddam Hussein al-Majid al-Tikriti on Sun, 21 May 2006 10:50:00 PST

G4 TV AND ME!

G4 TV did a news report on Al Qaeda recruiting via-MySpace. I, of course, have nothing to do with Al Qaeda, but for some reason, I was featured. They showed various MySpace pages reportedly belonging ...
Posted by R.I.P.President Saddam Hussein al-Majid al-Tikriti on Fri, 19 May 2006 03:31:00 PST

Ahahahahahah!

They are officially charging me with genocide! GENOCIDE... HAHAHA. I LAUGH IN THEIR PITIFUL FACES!
Posted by R.I.P.President Saddam Hussein al-Majid al-Tikriti on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 03:39:00 PST

A sad day on planet Earth...

Yesterday brought about the tragic death of Slobodan Milosevic, one of the world's foremost experts in genocide. The world is a lesser place without him.
Posted by R.I.P.President Saddam Hussein al-Majid al-Tikriti on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 06:23:00 PST

Victory! I did it again.

Anyone read the AP report? BAGHDAD, Iraq - A new judge cracked down Sunday in a chaotic session of Saddam Hussein's trial, ordering a co-defendant and a lawyer expelled from the courtroom. The entire ...
Posted by R.I.P.President Saddam Hussein al-Majid al-Tikriti on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 02:50:00 PST