Fine dining - Pasta with MEAT sauce... Vegetarians can kiss my ass.
I enjoy fine wines, Astrology, Young men, Tarot, Butt-Reading, listening to my personal Harp Player Cordelia (she's a Ukrainian) meditating with my psychic Doberman's, looking after my baby Sylvester and picking out his next wife...
Heres what a good plate of REAL Pasta should look like... Hot, messy, and saucy - just how I like my men.
Like I said my Pooches are all psychic. They meditate with me, we channel together, and I also do regular psychic exersizes to help them on their path to spiritual ascention.
My meek, but truely adorable In-House Harp Player Cordelia (she's Ukranian). She showers me with wonderful music while I sip on a nice glass of Port and eat my Lobster. Dine in Style people.
Classy Intelligent people. If I dont think your Intelligent, I'll let you know. I dont like vegetarians.
Most 'Psychics' work with the hands - AKA -PALM READING. I, kids, offer an alternative service - ASS READING. However - I prefer to only work with the male Ass.
These are the type's of Rear that always get a good Spiritual Reading. I like to work with these types of Rear: Thanks boys for sending me ur pic, it was a pleasure - xxx
Let me give you an example of a typical Rumpology Reading...
GOOD YOUNG ASS:
I can tell you now, boys - you got an Ass like that - you will have a prosporous financial future. You'll go far, kids.
***Kids, ask MY MAGIC 8 BALL a question for instant answers - if you are too poor to afford a proper psychic!***!
***And Kids, feel free to leave me a message on my refrigerator door if im not at home! Help yourself to some Wine. Yeah, Jackie.***
Small Print: for those with low IQ incase you havent gathered this is a parody of Jackie Stallone.
check out my fabulous enterance to the Big Brother House in England... Hear me say Yeah... Jackie and watch Bridgettes day being ruined.Yeah and this was my best bits- Yeah! How do you like that?My awaited return on the final night...
Rocky 1,2,3,4,5... ROCKY 6 - Coming Christmas 2007 - Yeah! Watch my baby's trailer.mspmb allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJSURL="false" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0biU_lZE0Xc" enableJavaScript="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"
Not Big Brother. Heres me from a Workout Video I did back in the 80's... fabulous!
This is me - RAPPING with my homegirls:
My recent Book signing:
Buy my best seller - 'STARPOWER' - by me, yeah. Jackie. Available from AMAZON now!
Sylveter, Elizabeth Taylor, Princess Di, Michael Jackson, Elton, Cher and all of my dear friends...