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Dame Jackie Stallone

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


F*** you I look good for 85!
Yeah. Im so pleased to meet you all. Im currently living in my London Penthouse with my 2 Psychic Pooches - Sonny and Cher.
My Sylvester visits me when he can, but he's a very busy man - thanks to yours truely. Can I just say - Im not Italian, so quit asking me.
If you dont already know im a world renowned Celebrity psychic. My medium is working with the Glutmos maximus - 'the ass'. You can tell alot about a persons future with the Rear. Any young men who request a reading get in touch as soon as possible please. Yeah, Jackie.
DUE TO THE LARGE AMOUNT OF MESSAGES I GET DAILY, I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO GET BACK TO YOU!
I am also no longer doing free readings (Rumpology readings excepted - Mama's always got time for those) as im getting way to many of you asking, so buzz off. By the way, if you wanna ask me about my time in the Big Brother house - dont bother. It was a crock of s***.
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My Interests

Fine dining - Pasta with MEAT sauce... Vegetarians can kiss my ass.

I enjoy fine wines, Astrology, Young men, Tarot, Butt-Reading, listening to my personal Harp Player Cordelia (she's a Ukrainian) meditating with my psychic Doberman's, looking after my baby Sylvester and picking out his next wife...

Heres what a good plate of REAL Pasta should look like... Hot, messy, and saucy - just how I like my men.

Like I said my Pooches are all psychic. They meditate with me, we channel together, and I also do regular psychic exersizes to help them on their path to spiritual ascention.

My meek, but truely adorable In-House Harp Player Cordelia (she's Ukranian). She showers me with wonderful music while I sip on a nice glass of Port and eat my Lobster. Dine in Style people.

I'd like to meet:

Classy Intelligent people. If I dont think your Intelligent, I'll let you know. I dont like vegetarians.

Most 'Psychics' work with the hands - AKA -PALM READING. I, kids, offer an alternative service - ASS READING. However - I prefer to only work with the male Ass.

These are the type's of Rear that always get a good Spiritual Reading. I like to work with these types of Rear: Thanks boys for sending me ur pic, it was a pleasure - xxx

Let me give you an example of a typical Rumpology Reading...

GOOD YOUNG ASS:

I can tell you now, boys - you got an Ass like that - you will have a prosporous financial future. You'll go far, kids.

***Kids, ask MY MAGIC 8 BALL a question for instant answers - if you are too poor to afford a proper psychic!***!

***And Kids, feel free to leave me a message on my refrigerator door if im not at home! Help yourself to some Wine. Yeah, Jackie.***

Small Print: for those with low IQ incase you havent gathered this is a parody of Jackie Stallone.

Music:

check out my fabulous enterance to the Big Brother House in England... Hear me say Yeah... Jackie and watch Bridgettes day being ruined.Yeah and this was my best bits- Yeah! How do you like that?My awaited return on the final night...

Movies:



Rocky 1,2,3,4,5... ROCKY 6 - Coming Christmas 2007 - Yeah! Watch my baby's trailer.mspmb allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJSURL="false" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0biU_lZE0Xc" enableJavaScript="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"

Television:

Not Big Brother. Heres me from a Workout Video I did back in the 80's... fabulous!

This is me - RAPPING with my homegirls:

My recent Book signing:

Books:

Buy my best seller - 'STARPOWER' - by me, yeah. Jackie. Available from AMAZON now!

Heroes:

Sylveter, Elizabeth Taylor, Princess Di, Michael Jackson, Elton, Cher and all of my dear friends...

My Blog

BIG BROTHER 8 - FIRST IMPRESSIONS!

BIG BROTHER 8  MY FIRST IMPRESSIONS Housemates figured out by yours truly Dame Jackie Stallone.       Most of your D-list celebrities on Myspace would have posted their first impressio...
Posted by Dame Jackie Stallone on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:31:00 PST

BIG BROTHER 8 PREDICTIONS (AND A RANT!)

BIG BROTHER 8 PREDICTIONS (AND A RANT!)   Well kids, its that time of year again: Big Brother is starting - which means my Candle-lit Suppers are moved, and my Pooches are fed their brased diced ...
Posted by Dame Jackie Stallone on Sun, 20 May 2007 02:07:00 PST

MY WINE CLUB!

Wine Club!   I just want to thank all of those who attended my Wine Club last night... it was a success! I will be holding one each month - if you didnt get an invite - leave a comment on here an...
Posted by Dame Jackie Stallone on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 02:28:00 PST

EBAY BIMBOS!

EBAY BIMBOS!   Ive been using Ebay for a good few months now. I'm delighted with the quaint little things you can buy on there for such good prices... UNTILL SOME NUMB-SKULL SCREWS IT UP! W...
Posted by Dame Jackie Stallone on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 02:59:00 PST

PREDICTIONS FOR 2007!

PREDICTIONS FOR 2007! So. Its the moment you've all been waiting for... your hangovers have passed, you've finally fed the cat, and you want to know what the future holds for the World in the next 12 ...
Posted by Dame Jackie Stallone on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 02:44:00 PST

WHAT YOUR STAR SIGN REALLY SAYS ABOUT YOU!

WHAT YOUR STAR SIGN REALLY SAYS ABOUT YOU! Most lousey part-time Astrologers usually pussyfoot around... but, as you know - I tell it like is, kids! Prepare for a slap in the face, and ...
Posted by Dame Jackie Stallone on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 12:36:00 PST

COCO (MY SPIRIT GUIDE'S) HALLOWEEN CHANNELLED MESSAGE FOR YOU ALL...

WARNING: SCARY SHIT Halloween - as you kids know - is a very special holiday in the United States - not like in the UK. Seriously, I expect more effort from you British and Scotch peoples. You sh...
Posted by Dame Jackie Stallone on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 01:54:00 PST

CALL FOR ENTRIES!

WHO'S MY BIGGEST FAN? Yeah. So. I guess you all have heard my catch frase by now - which made television history: "Yeah... Jackie!". Well, Kids, heres your chance to be as famous as I am (Well, untill...
Posted by Dame Jackie Stallone on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 12:56:00 PST

THE TRUTH ABOUT ME AND BRIDGETTE!

So. I guess its finally time to go to that dark part of my life and get it all out in the open... and trust me, it STINKS. A WORLD EXCLUSIVE: THE TRUTH ABOUT ME AND BRIDGETTE! Yeah. So you want to kno...
Posted by Dame Jackie Stallone on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 01:48:00 PST

BIG BROTHER UK 2006 - MY REVIEW.

A REVIEW BY YOURS TRUELY: Greetings my little minions. mama's here, telling it straight about this years UK nobody's for Big Brother 2006. And what a bunch of nobodys these kids are. Lets start a...
Posted by Dame Jackie Stallone on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 10:49:00 PST