Rugby, water polo, drinking, avoiding the press, being a hot young jock and wearing the union jack, trying on tiaras with Gran
Royals, trust fund kids, heirs, heiresses, dirty debutants, Lords, Ladies, and members of the gentry.
Brit pop, hip hop, mop tops, and flip flops
The King and I, Elizabeth, King Ralph, The Royal Tannenbaums, King for a Day, The Good Son
Absolutly Fabulous, Benny Hill, Monty Python, Black Adder, Queer as Folk, and most anything on Channel 4
The Prince and the Pauper, royal biographies, The Anarchist's Cookbook, The Day I Became King
Kings George the First, Third, Fifth, and Seventh Kings Henry the Second, Fourth, and Eighth Queens Elizabeth One and Two And Kings Louis the Second, Sixth, Ninth, Tenth, Twelfth, and, of course, Fourteenth