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.Celina Inc.

well you would - u get worried bout everything...thats one of the reasons why my mum loved you so mu

About Me

..Brace yourselves as I tend to say a bit much.
... 'Allo.
Some people call me "Cell".
And I've grown fond of it, so forget calling me "Sal"- it's gay.
I sometimes live in Spain, I sometimes live in England, depends on what I'm doing- work/family/college.
Though I shouldn't need to assure you that I don't "do" my family -_-;.
You'll find me at Slimelight almost every Saturday night.
It does strike me as confusing when people find that a little sad, as I really just go there to see the people.
I love to be fun, eccentric and will do almost anything to make people laugh.
I'm one to be up for anything different and daring.
I've got into bad situations, and they're mainly down to my problem with saying "no" and I'm easily made to feel guilty as I hate to see someone's feelings hurt.
But that does not mean I ever kiss anyone's arse.
That'll never happen.
I LOVE
Salvia Divinorum.
Lets not call it a drug, lets just say it's my magic mint :).
I have a temper, slight attitude and am bursting with sarcasm and reality.
Also, in an arguement, I get my point across.
Not to say I'm a hard-ass.
I'm really not hard at all.

In the long-run, I'll say
I'm ;
Submissive-+-Addictive personality-+-Almost Asexual-+-Blunt-+-A Procrastinater-+-Workaholic-+-A Craver of Protection-+-Open-minded-+-On medication-+-Apathetic-+-Short-tempered-+-Introvert-+-Hard to get-+-Opinionated-+-Defensive-+-Understanding-+-Dependant-+- Forgiving-+-Direct-+-Friendly-+-Down-to-Earth-+-Easy-going-+ -Harsh-+-Trusting-+-Eating Disordered-+-A worrier-+-A dreamer-+-Paranoid-+-Trustworthy-+-Intimate-+-Fabulous-+-Qui te the cynic-+-A pessimist-+-A push-over-+-High
And I also have a very crude and rather dry sense of humour.
And, *sigh*, I do try ever so hard to be funny.

And, damnit, nobody ever takes me serial!
You'll only like me enough if you can really take a joke.
In blood, I am Bosnian (people say they notice by the shape of my nose...)- though I've lived in the UK all my life.
I also have Heterochromia- means I have two completely different coloured eyes (one blue and one brown).
Genetic mutation indeed.
Lets not forget the fact that I can call anyone a homo... chromic.
Ha.
*Smirk*

I like to dissect girls- did you know I'm utterly insane?
I'm as friendly as can be but I like to bitch now and then, like everyone else.
No one's a saint.
And I very much value my own space- I just hate to feel like I'm being smothered.
I love to talk- but only at clubs.
If what I've taken is good.
I'm a different person in the real world- I hide away and keep to myself.
And it causes self-inflicted loneliness.
*Attempts to gnaw on shoulder in discomfort*

I use acting skills at work, it comes in handy for confidence and persuasion as I am a charity street fundraiser (the ones with the clip boards, signing you up for diret debit to donate to a number of charities who try to be as bubbly as possible even in the very poor weather).
A CHUGGER.
I have a passion for Acting and Theatre- I find it less terrifying becoming someone else, than being myself.
I was toying with the idea of studying psychology.
Though past/current experiences can teach you psychology better than any college or university.
I do try my best to make people feel comfortable around me, but when it boils down to it, if you get offended easily...
You will not like me at all.
Anyhow, I may as well just keep to myself, maybe sit for a few peaceful hours and indulge myself in the bible, or alphabetize my belongings.
Or... You can join me for a spliff?
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Club nights with my close friends is better than Ecstacy

My Interests



Fetish / Drag / Body Art / Cabaret / Medical / PVC / Cyber / Theatrical / Burlesque / Vegas Showgirl / Fantasy / Traditional / Glamour
And most deffinately;
Sex, Drugs and Industrial.
My dog "Princess"- She means the world to me. Weed & Hash... Yum yum :]
Clubbing/Raving.
Slimelight.
Glowsticking.
Lust, Beauty, Fame and Poise.
Ambient comedy.
Theatre/Amatuer acting/Professional.
Cyberdog.
Humping ..Hugging.
Re-enacting Pulp Fiction.
J&B Whiskey. Psychology.
Electronics.
Super Smash Brothers Fixing things.
UV Light.
Cold pillows.
Tea & Coffee Rude jokes.
Make-up Body Modification.
Big, BIG shoes.
Drag shows :D("Bunny's Nightclub"- Benalmadena)
Meeting new people.
Fruit, Icea Tea and Cereal Programming.
Live music.
I would love to be a Mathematician.
Reading.
Camden.
Drumming.
Drugs.
I mostly love having a night in getting stoned (by myself or with friends)-
Awhhh, lush.
I could never turn down a joint.

I'd like to meet:


Anyone; -with similar interests as me.
-who doesn't get offended easily.
-just as fucked in the head as I.
-with eating disorders.
-friendly enough.
-talented.
-open minded.
-maybe perverted.
-who can make me laugh.
And Chris Morris. He's a comedy genius.

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I'll speak to anyone who is up for a chat. I always comment back. But I just don't appreciate people who add me on myspace or MSN and say, "OMFG! U HOT!! LETZ SEX!?!!11!?!??!1!shift+1!*thrusts repeatedly*"
( I'll admit that it's never actually happened before.
To be honest, it would be quite funny. )


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Anyone want teh hot, cheap bum seckz?
You give me comments, I give you sex.

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Music:

EBM/Punk/Powernoise/Glam/Industrial/Trance/Rock/Drum & Bass etc...
I don't particulary have a specific favourite type of music...
I love Rudimentary Peni.
Even if they are punk.
I'd love to meet Nick Blinko, the more fucked in the head, the better.
His artwork is amazing and so questionable.
I suggest you have a look;

But I'm not like some crazed fan.
-= Gets back to carving Nick Blinko's name on chest. =-
(I'd also do Jamiroquai hard. If I could, I would).
Suicide Commando
Rammstein
VNV Nation
The Prodigy
Chambawamba
Nick Cave
Sheep on Drugs
Cher
Damien Rice
And One
Lab 4
Devendra Banhart
Human Waste Project
Subhumans
Dog Fashion Disco
The Gothsicles
Zeromancer
The Birthday Massacre
Violent Delight
No Doubt
Rotersand
Black Flag
Massive Attack
MSI
Orgy
Smashing Pumpkins
Bob Dylan
Snake River Conspiracy
Stacey Q
Venetian Snares
Johnny Cash
TERRORFAKT
Dead Kennedys
Skinny Puppy
Orgy
Chicks on Speed
Aphex Twin
Xotox
Velvet Acid Christ
London After Midnight
Dj Tiesto
Steve Vai
Gary Numan
Dope Stars Inc.
Lamb of God
Lords of Acid
Ladytron
Coldcut
NIN
The Orb
Infected Mushroom
Agonoize
Alien Sex Fiend
Celldweller
Covenant
Queen
Combichrist
Dolly Parton
Eiffel 65
KoRn
Mushroomhead
Placebo
Micheal Jackson
Jack Off Jill
Cannibal Corpse
Nueroticfish
Kittie
Dragonforce
The Horrors
The Horrorist
Tears for Fears
The Cure
Depeche Mode

Movies:

I'm a film fanatic. These are a sample of films I like.
American Psycho
Benny and June
The Libertine
Gummo
Kids
Family Guy movie =)
Buffalo 66
Pulp Fiction
Itchi the Killer
Suburbia
Office Space
SLC Punk
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Pi
Natural Born Killers
Coffee and Cigarettes
Party Monster
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
The Shining
Requem for a Dream
Freddy Got Fingered
True Romance
Quadrophenia

Television:

COMEDIES

JAAAAAM
Brass Eye
Mock the Week
Family Guy
American Dad
Sugar Rush
The Mighty Boosh
King of the Hill
The Young Ones
Red Dwarf
Monkey Dust
Robot Chicken
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
South Park
I also love documentaries.

Books:

AUTHORS
Richard Dawkins
J K Rowling
Kurt Vonnegut
Dan Brown
Bret Eastern Ellis
Isaac Asimov
Nick Blinko
David Pelzer

Heroes:

I still have yet to meet them...

My Blog

"Davids Femininity" UNCUT

David aka Abbadon is more woman than anyone.He could almost serve you in a walk-off.Bless him. This little rant of his is hillarious.SO I blogged it. ^_^*Sniggles* GO GURL!...Gurl?Why the fuck did......
Posted by .Celina Inc. on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 06:33:00 PST

What Pisses Me Off- By Celina Inc (A regularly updated blog).

Lately, I've been a miserable twat who has a lot to moan about.I must say though, it has been very easy.Out of nowhere, my mind has been coming up with points that basically pisses me right off. Over ...
Posted by .Celina Inc. on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 03:10:00 PST

How... nice?

I do like to hear when someone has thought about me or whatever.But not from this guy, nice guy and all. Just... A little strange and obsessive.He's admitted things to me for years now, eve...
Posted by .Celina Inc. on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 02:04:00 PST

Something I will not tolerate... *RATHER LONG BLOG*

Let me start off with saying that we all know that everyone has their own pet hate, it's very rare you find someone who is genuinely tolerant to anything. Though I bet if I asked people that, they'd b...
Posted by .Celina Inc. on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 05:30:00 PST