..Hello. Welcome to my profile! It is shit! I am a complete tosser. Although I come across as being a nice person in real life (well, I’m not exactly an unpleasant person even though I do smell a little like rotting whale sex), I have little consideration for strangers over the internet. I see no point in petty conversation online – Possibly because I have a slight distaste of people who hand themselves over to me like if I were superior to them. Before you think I may be a hypocrite by having this public profile, I do enjoy talking to my friends here, or getting to know people who live close to my area.
Anyway, that’s the shit side to me, now for the nice stuff:
I like long walks on the beach, helping the elderly across the road, arranging strawberries into little shapes in the bathtub resembling the male genitalia. I also like to burn, pillage and rape – but not in that order.
I am tall woman with long blonde hair and full breasts looking for hot, dirty-dirty sexy sex with tinfoil and rollerblades. DO ME RIGHT HERE ON THE TABLE LIKE A BEAST, YOU BULGING SACK OF SCROTUM FILTH!
I'm nineteen; I was born, brought up and I live in the south of Spain in the province of Málaga... Whoopdefuckingdoo... Not anymore though. I now live in the gut of a rotting goat. It's warm.
Introvert and geeky, I try ever so much to seem like I'm hard, but I really don't have bad bone in my body. (Except for my right ulna, but that's a long story involving the riot police, an entire bucket of poison-tip nails, a hammer and a herd of rabid goats).
