I'd like to meet:
I am forever changing my hair.
-THINGS THAT MAKE ME GO WHEY HEYY-
Dolph Lundgren. Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker. Joey Jordison. Playboy. Leopard print. Zebra print. Tattoo's. Piercings. Pale skin. Cute pajama's. Big German/Swedish/Russian blonde muscely blokes. Platform boots. Mates. Boobs. Red lippie. Super-noodles. Make-up. Singing. Glow sticks. England. Cyberdog. Spank. The quote: "If you can laugh at one group of people, you can laugh at them all". Camden [Altho it's kiiiiinda burned down atm]. My mam. My sur-name. Making jokes out of my sur-name. Balloons. Money. Lootssss of moneys. My mp3. London Underground. Sweets. Pizza. Fake eyelashes. Grape soda. Furry clothes. Lolly pops. Wearing pretty dresses with platform boots. Inferno the gladiator. Buffy. Arnold Swatsywatsit films. Female vocalists. Beauty that isn't just skin deep. The Disney channel. Birthday cake. Blonde people. Nina Ricci perfume. Metal gigs. Photos. Candles. Pirates. Socks. Sky television. Holidays. The Chinese food stalls in Camden. Camera's. Bog roll. Meat. Cafe bacon. Things to do with the supernatural. Dancing. Primark Pajama tops. When people play with my hair. Crazy people. Italian B.M.T subway. Blonde moments. Jagermeister. Tight clothes. Bo Burnham. Spicy transformer snacks. My new college.
-THINGS THAT MAKE ME GO AHH NO-
When I dye my hair and it comes out wrong. Talking about things. People who are annoying. People who use big words, if there's a simpler word for what you're trying to say, USE IT. Clingy bf's and gf's. Rude people. My feet. Burnt toast. No pizza. Hayfever. Having no make-up on. Boys with lots of make-up on. Coke zero. ICP. When there's nothing on the telly. The fact there are no more Harry Potter books to look forward to. Bad smells. Healthy food. Losing the remote. Shit pirate movies. An empty fridge. Breaking a nail. Weed and skunk, it fucking stinks. Overly drunk people. People who have nothing better to do than talk about others. Eating spaghetti with a spoon. Spiders. Children. Cold milk. Nuns. The people in my old school, wankers. Teachers in my old school, bigger wankers. Phone calls. Sun tans. Crying. Ipods. Sudoku. Tea that isn't made by my mam. Amy Winehouse. Having a bad throat. Wanting something I can't have. When people use my ideas as their own. Being angry. Vodka. Running out of eyelash glue. Moody fucks. Bullet for my Valentine. When trains i need are not running. People talking whilst I'm watching something. Lazy people. People who fucking contradict themselves allll the time. Baby talk, like talking slowly with a high pitched voice is going to make any fucking difference to kids. My mood swings. My angry side. People thinking they are the only one with problems. People who say "I don't believe in love" but only a month ago they were saying they've been in love, GET IT RIGHT YOU MUG, I don't believe in love for a reason, I don't just say it so I look koooool. Scary films. Security guards who think you're gonna nick shit. When people think that short fat cunt is me. People who say "Drugs are AWFUL!" But yet drink themselves stupid. My phone. Sneaky people.
Dirrrrty Grrrls:
Dirrrrty Bois:
