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CROSS♥LOZZY'S♥BONES

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About Me


I break the mould, no.. seriously!? I had to super-glue it back together!?
I'm Lozzy Bones
Lozzy - because Zs are badass
..and Bones just to show I'm a fan of irony
I'll ponce off you for the entirety of our friendship
What's yours is mine
I'm a forty year old fat skin-head letch stuck in the body of a teenaged girl
My hair will either turn grey or fall out in my twenties
Little girls and boys wearing Kanye West glasses can suck a pigeon
Loud music makes me want to get naked
I live in the 'jamaica' of south east London
I love to go clubbing
...but you'll pay for me ^_^
I love my Lolcats
I'm not fat I'm voluptuous
Let's get bloody and take pictures!
I'm open about pretty much every aspect of my life
APPARENTLY I sound like a farmer
I'm not a bitch
I'm not a whore
Though my tits are deceiving
I don't take myself too seriously unlike a lot of people
That's why I'm happy and not stuck half way up my own arse
I don't swear by first impressions
But I'll throw my drink in your face if you diss my shoes or hair
I like to model, it's fun to stand in front of a camera and pout y'face off
I like mini pretentious things/hats
If you're going to buy me roses don't buy me one, buy me a fucking bunch!
Lady geeks FTW
WILL BOOGIE FOR DOLLAH
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My Blog

STUFF FOR SALE!! - information

I'm really poor right now so thankyou If you take and interest in any of my stuff and if I know you, then I'm available to meet up and exchange item(s) for payment. If you do not live near me and are ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:27:00 GMT

Subversive thoughts - In Gods name.

I do not write blogs often, but this time something has just rattled me to such an extent, I feel I must. To start off, I've always been someone with little faith in religion. My upbringing left doors...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 13:58:00 GMT

My tonsillectomy experience

6:00 amI was rudely awoken by my dad and stumbled out of bed, attempting to find a pair of black tracksuit bottoms in the pile of BLACK clothes on my bedroom floor. Naturally, I wasn't allowed to wear...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 08:43:00 GMT

Risk

Don't listen if you feel like you must,Don't leave your legs to rust,I'll keep my eyes open I wont jump the gap,I'll use my imagination to figure out that.
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 14:01:00 GMT

My MSN:

[email protected] add me if I know you or have spoken to you before hand.
Posted by on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 16:05:00 GMT

Mr know-it-all

Hey there Mr know-it-all You think you hold the keyYou think you know everythingBut I disagreeSo answer me this questionDo you really understandOr is it a lack of attentionThat gives you the upper han...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 07:36:00 GMT

OI U RANDOM STRANGER DO THIS!!!!!!!

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF: I committed suicide:I said I liked you:I kissed you:I lived next door to you:I stopped smoking:I stole something: I was hospitalized: I got into a fight and you weren't ther...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 18:29:00 GMT