Phil

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Phil
Birthday: 7th September
Birthplace: Guildford
Current Location: The deep dark woods of Surrey
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown, though some insist it's blond - fools
Height: 6'2" ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left, like most successful people and most criminals!
Your Heritage: My dad's German, my mum's Austrian, but my surname's from Yorkshire derived from the Old Norse word hagi, so I don't fucking know!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Winklepickers! I love them
Your Weakness: I can never get myself to do anything I don't feel like doing
Your Fears: Being completely alone again
Your Perfect Pizza: One with every pizza worthy topping under the sun
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a new job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Jawohl
Thoughts First Waking Up: Usually, "I don't want to go to work"
Your Best Physical Feature: Probably my hair
Your Bedtime: On work nights midnight, on non-work nights I usually don't go to bed
Your Most Missed Memory: Visiting my friends Charissa and MJ for my 19th birthday - I was very much pampered and felt very much loved
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither - I'm a carrot eating hippy and I hate fast food
Single or Group Dates: Group - there's no rule you can't go off and have some time alone
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate - who'd ever say vanilla?!
Cappuccino or Coffee: I don't think I've ever had cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Not very often, but when I do I usually smoke quite a lot
Do you Swear: No, only fucking loser cunts swear! God damn! (I have no sense of humour, I am sorry!)
Do you Sing: I wail, if that counts
Do you Shower Daily: I try to
Have you Been in Love: No, not yet - obviously I'd very much like to be
Do you want to go to College: I ever so slightly screwed up my education.....
Do you want to get Married: Not really - I don't see how a piece of paper really makes you love anyone any more than otherwise, though the ceremony's a good way to declare your love to the world
Do you belive in yourself: It varies a lot, but overall, yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, but I get very seasick
Do you think you are Attractive: Depends on my mood, but mostly
Are you a Health Freak: Both excessively so and not at all - anyone who knows me will understand
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, we just rarely have any contact with each other (including the one I live with)
Do you like Thunderstorms: Jawohl! I love nature, particularly when it's raw and dramatic
Do you play an Instrument: Guitars, keyboards and I attempt singing
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yup, though it's not my intoxicant of choice
In the past month have you Smoked: Yus
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I get me brain medecine from the national health (actually, I don't - cheap bastards)
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Probably - I'm usually either too fucked or oblivious to really know
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope - haven't been to a mall since last year when I went to the US
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Never had an Oreo in my life...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No..... I don't eat even fish when cooked
In the past month have you been on Stage: Haven't been on stage since I did acting as a kid
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope - been single the whole time
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No - my naked body is to be stored and savoured for the right moment like a fine vintage... or not
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Don't think so
Ever been Drunk: Yeah - I've been drinking since I was three (German father)
Ever been called a Tease: Yup
Ever been Beaten up: No - someone once punched me in the stomach, but it finished at that as I laughed at him and walked off
Ever Shoplifted: I think so - I'm not actually sure
How do you want to Die: Painfully and dramatically - I only get the chance to die once so I want to make the most of it.. preferably in an emotionally charged way, as well
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Everything and nothing - I just want to dabble in various art forms, ideally... definitely don't want to still be in woolworths!
What country would you most like to Visit: I want to go to Norway, Iceland and Sweden in equal measure - I'd also like to go to Austria and Bavaria, as I've never been to either despite my parents being from those places
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Probably brown
Favourite Hair Color: Black or unnatural colours
Short or Long Hair: Long, without a doubt
Height: Short - I seem to have a thing for short girls, for some reason... in fact I think every girl I've done anything with has been a bit of a midget
Weight: Don't have too much of a preference with weight as long as they're not disturbingly under or over the healthy range
Best Clothing Style: Goth
Number of Drugs I have taken: Erm... let me think... if I include the things I've knowingly taken when mixed with other things, 6
Number of CDs I own: Not as many I used too - curse you KLM!
Number of Piercings: Currently 1, yet soon to be zero, probably - I didn't know how easily eyebrow piercings grow out...
Number of Tattoos: None as of yet - given the opportunity I'd probably become a walking mural
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing - I can't really think of anything that's happened to me that hasn't resulted in something good happening, no matter how insignificant
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