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DisasterMan

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A suspension and freak show circus
I like me sometimes, sometimes others do too - never quite sure why...
Right now?
Still freelancing, doing some good work, but most of my time is now being eaten up by the creeping terror that is The Texas Chainsaw Travelling Horror Picture Show
So what next?
Well, we have secret plans galore, so as well as our next stage show, there should be some surprises in store - keep your eyes peeled!
And in general?
The geek shall inherit the earth!

If there is a cliche of the geek child that in some way didn't apply to me, it was a rare thing... But like an ugly duckling with a problem with authority and disturbing body-height ratio, that metamorphoses into a beautiful butterfly under the aegis of some highly dubious genetic engineering, I am just another sad experiment born of a demented mind, destined to a brief life of misery and verbosity by the twisted hand that created me.
Times are hard, bru...
p.s. I have only ever once updated my top friends. I will again some time, maybe. If I can be fucked.

My Interests

Music, Design, Literature, Art, Booze, IT (not necessarily in that order) And trying to find out what the fuck this guy is doing? Ahh... who cares - it's fucking cool anyway...OK, another question: Why does it say flok on my forehead?My newest hobby: This is me working on Texas Chainsaw website, flyers, promo stuff, organising meetings etc etc...

I'd like to meet:

“I have long been of the opinion that if work were such a splendid thing the rich would have kept more of it for themselves.”- Bruce Grocott
“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”- Oscar Wilde

I really really want to meet chaffy - cos then he will be found!
Anyone cool (my definition, not yours ~:P), fun, drunk or with a good supply! Intellectual/emotional genius a bonus - on an even par with cuteness and insane hair if I'm feeling less demanding ;)

BTW, it's nice to find random people asking to be my fwend (aww...) but if you're gonna ask to add me, especially if you are some band I've never even heard of drop me a line saying why and how you found me - makes things more interesting.... (and saves me sending you a mail asking what the hell you are doing - I mean, did your mouse slip or something?) Ignore this and I'll probably ignore you... Oh, and no sodding christians either! Or any other religious types who feel the need to share the good news with me. GET THIS: The only good news I ever heard was in The Nietsche Telegraph - I believe I once heard it in a bulletin presented by Trent Reznor too. Now FUCK OFF .
Let me just make this perfectly clear once again: NO MESSAGE = NO ADD! If you can't read this, if you can't send a bulk email via BCC, if you don't know how to use your myspace, don't know that 15Mb files shouldn't be sent via email, in short, if you are yet another retarded luddite fucknut, I have only one thing to say to you:

~:P
And this person is a FRIEND of mine?
It's MWA muthafucka!
Muppets With Attitude!
Praise the lord! It's tickle me emo!I wanted one for xmas, so I went to NASIN... MERRY KWANZAA MUTHAFUCKAZ! 'Fist Me This Chrismas' by The Wet Spots
Who wouldn't want to meet this little Scheißekopf? You rock grandma! thx2vandjem
I want to go raving with Strongbad! Soman can come too if he likes... I bet he parties like a fucking nutter! And now.... Jesus goes disco!
FUCKING HOFF STYLE!
For all the 80's children of the VG age
My Freaks List DisasterMan1978 has a cavalcade of freaks on call. Scarlet Nell

Cyth0n's Pyth0n

Samwise

Chink In Armour

J-OHHHny

Chica!

Ms. Stein's Zombie

Don Geurilleone

RugMug

Chissm

SaucyNancy

StitchBitch

Grandma Ashley

RUE'iNed

Marshy Mallows

I don't have a funny name for her...

NFD

SixToes

Imperial Leisure

Mad Dogs N' Glory

View all of DisasterMan1978's Freaks

Music:

thix pix nixed frum stixh-thx! Click for gallery NFD "PIES! PIES!" hehe, soz Bob! Imperial Leisure Best party band in the world! Mad Dogs 'N' Glory Split? Not Split? Who knows... Best stage show ever anyway... Nothin' To Lose Raaawk aaan ROOOOLL!!! Carnival Of Souls Psychedelic Gothic Dub? WTF have you been smoking?
Carpetface From my label. Yeah, I have a hiphop label. And?
Six Toes Perfect acousticians - ft. one of my oldest mates too...
Angie and the Bear Cardiff based, but that's not their fault. Beautiful acoustic joy
Kicks Joy Darkness Just incredible. And sadly 75% corpsified
Mystery Jets
The Boxer Rebellion
That's some friends and associates, as for everything else? Nirvana, QOTSA, Distillers, System of a Down, The Cure, Bowie, Deftones, Fugazi, Hole, Hope of the States, Jane's Addiction, Jeff Buckley, Jimmy Eat World, Joanna Newsome, Johnny Cash, Joy Division (screw New Order!), Lamb, Lou Reed/Velvet Underground, Marilyn Manson, The Mars Volta, Mogwai, Muse, Nick Drake, NIN, NOFX, Pixies, PJ Harvey, Placebo, Portishead, Prez of USA, Radiohead, RATM, Ramones, RHCP, Sex Pistols, Smashing Pumpkins, Sonic Youth, Soundgarden, Tom Waits, TOOL, White Stripes and so much more - that's just what I used iTunes to remind myself of... BWAAAAHAHAHA!

Learn the truth about Marilyn Manson's sex life

Movies:

Dark nasty ones... Audition, Battle Royale, Goodfellas(and all the other top gangster films - Scarface, Casino, Dog Day Afternoon - poss. the funniest heist ever), Matrix, Eyes Wide Shut (hate Tom & Nicole, but good film) Secretary (whee! more mainstream kink!) Usual Suspects, Cohen Bros. films, Fight Club, Shaun of the Dead, Taxi Driver, Saw I & II, Donnie Darko - look there are so many good films, this list doesn't even start to touch on it, but I suppose this is just a taste of my tastes... oh, and ANYTHING where the heroes get slaughtered - doesn't happen enough IMHO... And! Taiwanese Zombie Porn - it's always good for a laugh!

What kind of porno would you star in?
Durrr... Well there's fucking surprise! I didn't expect that result at all ~;P

Television:


If this were a typical show, I would definitely watch...Yeah, more dark shit... like what? Can't think right now... Oh, suppose League of Gentlemen, Six Feet Under, CH4 News (no, really...), anything heavy or twisted, that kind of thing...

Books:

Never underestimate the power of words! So, books huh? I like ones with big words... ;) No, I don't mean large print you pedamorphic omadawn...Victor Pelevin (read The Clay Machine Gun before you die, or your life will have been wasted) William Gibson, Neal Stephenson, Phillip K Dick, Iain Banks, Kim Stanley Robinson, Toby Litt, Michael Marshall Smith, Pat Cadigan and too many more to even think about... I am also into certain quality comix/graphic novels, and will brook no dissenters on the subject, or this will happen to you: Bear (and anything else by Slave Labour Graphics), Simon Bisley's amazing work, particularly Slaíne:The Horned God and ABC Warriors, Seriously twisted Japanese stuff, not just Manga/Anime but some of the more amazing stuff too - if you can find the rare 'Doesn't' (WANIPIX*005) you are in for a treat (Fuck knows what it is actually all about though!). The Strange Tale Of The Journey East is a brilliant, violent, filthy rendering of the Buddhist legend that Monkey was based on. And my ex has the only copy I know of. Damn :(
Check out The Bum Diaries!
Not to be biased, but this is recommended reading for the fairer sex: And of course, if you are planning on writing a book, you may need this:

Heroes:

All my heroes are dead... I killed 'em, the fuckers.If you want one of these lovely pics to use on your page, or anywhere else, drop me a line: Pix by appl3pi(a)hotmail.com

My Blog

Common sense from the USA. *shock*

ATTENTION LAW ENFORCEMENT: YOU COULD BE SUED, INDICTED, EVEN SENT TO PRISON AS A DRUG WAR CRIMINAL!All wars end and eventually the War on Drug's will end as well. After every war, comes an accounti...
Posted by DisasterMan on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 05:56:00 PST

(A bit dark but...) Racial Hate Feeds a Gang Wars Senseless Killing

LOS ANGELES, Jan. 16  The Latino gang members were looking for a black person, any black person, to shoot, the police said, and they found one. Cheryl Green, perched near her scooter chatting with fr...
Posted by DisasterMan on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 05:29:00 PST

Why I like Marilyn Manson

(N.B. If you came here from my bulletin, I lied about the wanking bit...)Oh this could be filed under religion, philosophy, music, sport (apparently the christain right consider Manson baiting a sport...
Posted by DisasterMan on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:34:00 PST

Goths night out...

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Posted by DisasterMan on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 08:24:00 PST

Thought for the day...

 - "I thought you had everything, until I realized you were just a whore."Obviously this means something to me, but I'm not sure how specific it is. I know some people will read fairly obvious things...
Posted by DisasterMan on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 02:09:00 PST

Hell's Kitchen at the Opal Nera Hallowe'en party organised by Torture Garden [updated]

Updated with new images below!In a first for us, Torture Garden hired the performance/installation Hell's Kitchen from The Texas Chainsaw Travelling Horror Picture Show, first performed just four days...
Posted by DisasterMan on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 03:10:00 PST

Decisions decisions...

I have decided that rather than coming over all emo, I shall simply come all over an emo. That should be good for a laugh...But then life is full of dilemmas...Such as: or ?Or even:Times are hard appa...
Posted by DisasterMan on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 08:16:00 PST

CORPORATE CUNTS!

From the New York Times:China Drafts Law to Empower Unions and End Labor Abuse SHANGHAI, Oct. 12 .. China is planning to adopt a new law that seeks to crack down on sweatshops and protect workers.. ri...
Posted by DisasterMan on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 04:00:00 PST

WHORE!

Apparently:"Welcome to Respect 101: There is no slang word that describes a promiscuous man; "slut", "whore", "ho", etc. are all female-centric words. Therefore that = sexist. REAL men respect women a...
Posted by DisasterMan on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 10:20:00 PST

At last! Out and Proud!

Here he comes... Quiet now, you don't want to scare him...Shhh....!........................If we are really lucky we will get to see one of the rarest moments in natural history..........................
Posted by DisasterMan on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 05:19:00 PST