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Sonja

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About Me

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I am the original copy lol, never listen but you love me.

I am one of lifes fuck-ups.

No matter how much I try (even till I have a major spaz and get left by all of my abilities to move and dribble on myself), I seem to do as well as any other nearby spaz. Taking this into account, I am sitting on my arse till I get bored enough to move again.

Can usually be found sitting in your seat at your house when neither you or your housemates are quite sure who let me in, drinking your tea and abusing anything that annoys me.

Or maybe assisting Tim, when his cult followers get out of hand (it helps with anger management)

Or in bed, clubs (not pubs they're full of wankers, thankyou [okay I'M the wanker at clubs but thats different])staring at recipe books, cooking, eating, shouting, walking around aimlessley, spazzing at the outside world or loads of worryingly old lady activities...

Well that was a boring load of crap so I'll leave it at that.

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My Interests

Various Art but I appear to be going through artistic block...that or my weekends have killed off my only artistic braincell

Music of nearly any description

Clubbing though I do tend to hate most other people who go clubbing

The dirty world of fetishes lol, love BDSM and suffocation etc

Anything I'm not allowed to have (mmmmm pointy)

Putting paragraphs in everywhere to try and even up the sides of my page (Thats why the suicide quiz is there too)
Your Suicide.. by Konstantine
Your Name/Username
Favorite Number?
Favorite Color?
Gender?
How will you commit suicide? Pills + Alcohol (fun!)
How many tries will it take? 44
When will you commit suicide? December 21, 2014
What will your suicide note say? "Mother, Father .. where did we go wrong?"

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I'd like to meet:

That bastard Russian scientist, I'm sure I should have signed something in order for my image to be used... like a trademark sort of thing.

Suppose I'd like to meet Neil Gaiman, the creator of the Sandman graphic novels. Loved the plot lines and the characters (I want to be Delirium and want to suprise sex Dream).

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Music:

The Cure

Stellastarr*

Joy Division

The Adicts

Public Image Limited

The Bolshoi

Big Boy Tomato

Placebo

Kelis

Missy Elliot

David Bowie

The Cult

The Buzzcocks

The Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Mouldy Peaches

Gorillaz

Pulp

Blur

Mudvayne

Muse Marilyn Manson

Fighting Cocks

Ladytron

Movies:

Recently found out that most of the movies I like tend to have Johny Depp in them. Wasn't intentional, I guess I he's just that talented. But here's a few movies that I remember:

Edward Scissorhands (someone told me I was an idiot for saying that it was my favourite romantic movie, well it moves me so shut up!)

Cry Baby

A.I.

Fifth Elament (Big badda bang!)

Sleepy Hollow

Beetlejuice

Sex Lives of the Potato Men

Sean of the Dead

Full Metal Jacket

the Final Destination movies

Pulp Fiction

Snatch

Ice Age...

Nightmare Before Christmas

Television:

Futurama

Family Guy

2 Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Sex in the City

Takeshi's Castle

Red Dwarf

The Young Ones

BlackAdder

Simpsons

That 70's Show

Cheaters

Nevermind the Buzzcocks

Law and Order

CSI

Books:

Neil Gaiman

Terry Pratchett

Heroes:

my snake Ziggy... coz Ziggy played guitar... something something ... spiders from Mars

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Posted by Sonja on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 07:34:00 PST