I am a bitch.
How do you want me?
From behind?
Or on my knees?
I am a slut.
Please hold me down.
I'll be your noise.
This shit will fuck you up.
* * *
Cutiest girl ask for more
Unfortunately someone's creeping on my floor
An empty glass
A topless babe
A knock on the door
Girlfriend's girlfriends never could be more
What can I do?
What can I say?
Choose your weapon, time to pay
Forget about the second day
We could be friends
With a kiss in flow
Choose your weapon, time to go
A military fashion show.
* * *
They only want you when you're seventeen
When you're twenty-one
You're no fun
They take a polaroid and let you go
Say they'll let you know
So come on Good Evening.
I am Ben (or Benjaminge if you so wish).
I am 21. I am currently bumming around not doing much, interupting Year 3 of university. When I'm not being a lazy bastard, I am usually being a photographer. Or creative in some sort of way. Or that's what I like to think. I'm rather artistic / f*cking weird. I occassionally have to look normal to go to work. I work in the O2 Arena as a merchandiser. I often go around in my black kilt. Including through Hackney. I have yet to be brutally murdered. Surprisingly. I currently have 1 piercing and 1 tattoo. It simply isnt enough. I am tempted to get my old piercings back. I like to dress up. I have a collection of weird clothing. For someone who is quite shy around strangers, I like to be centre of attention. I like to travel around the country. It's good to get away from the craziness that is London sometimes. Most of my trips involve either: a. photography, or b. heavy drinking, depending on where I'm going and who I'm visiting. I can do this because I have free rail travel. Thank you mummy and daddy for working for British Rail. I rather adore my friends. They tend to be great. Or occassionally retards. But we'll overlook those moments. I like to look after them. And perhaps spoil them. But in making them happy I make myself happy. So cease your whining. You bastards. I have far too many pets. But I want a snake. Or a tortoise. Or a lizard. Or some sort of cold blooded animal in general. Furry animals are becoming annoying. Musically I like quite a bit, it all depends on my mood. I like to go clubbing. I am now often, and sadly, found in Slimes. They often play decent music. Don't judge me. My Photography can be viewed by clicking on:My photography has been used across the world, by organisations such as the BBC, the Government of Alberta, Mobile Phone companies, The University of Bradford, Israeli sex education programs, American charities, Washington Good Food Guide and countless blogs in Britain, the United States, Canada, Japan and Colombia to name a few. Arent I a fucking little celebrity. My Top Friends is on random. Stop your moaning.
