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Henry Chinaski

can i call you a cab? sure, and i'll call you a cocksucker!

About Me

Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
-Jean-Paul Sartre

My Interests

product research, the x factor, people who are neat.

I'd like to meet:

some of you, suckas.

Music:

oasis, embrace, stone roses, jack johnson, ben harper, frank sinatra, norah jones, james, travis, kula shaker, ice cube, classic rock, and of course, the dead.

Movies:

i think fred savage would play me in my made for tv movie. it would be called, "life on the couch with hank."

My Blog

An Open Letter of Thanks

Mr. Gore, I want to take this opportunity to formally thank you for thouroughly enriching my life in many, nay, almost countless ways.  Had you not invented the internet I would be an emptier per...
Posted by Henry Chinaski on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 02:35:00 PST

to whom it may concern

I resolve: 1.  To be more crass. 2.  To drink more whiskey.  ...
Posted by Henry Chinaski on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 01:01:00 PST

mikey will eat anything

"Love is a matter of not knowing.""Why, you afraid it will get real?"""I'm not afraid of real, cunt.  I am afraid of the dicovery of real.""Good luck on that."       ...
Posted by Henry Chinaski on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 04:27:00 PST

the an poem i promised long ago

Without Further Ado It was a backroom in London when I said hello,and a text message at 8:26 when you said good-bye.I've felt some and tried a little bit morewith long talks next to my pissing fountai...
Posted by Henry Chinaski on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 01:42:00 PST

christmas party photoblog - santaless maybe even pantless

It's time to gather around the pagan symbols of the season and drink booze with your office ladies. In kind with the mythology of the season, bring a date noone can confirm or deny the existence of....
Posted by Henry Chinaski on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 07:10:00 PST

in a way-a collaboration

In A Way i feel the bend of my knees couched in yours.this is movie star.  And don't laugh, mofo.a try is a try before the test.and I'll send a car to see you then.your heart in my chest, a beati...
Posted by Henry Chinaski on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 02:05:00 PST

an an poem

Don't use your charmingness on me I'd like to try dyingjust the onceso i can seewhat all the fuss is about.that's what art isgetting without being got. adg12.18.06...
Posted by Henry Chinaski on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 09:48:00 PST

An Austin Update

Austin's mom wrote an updated blog on his progress. And we posted a photo update. Check it out. Show my little man some love. ...
Posted by Henry Chinaski on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 08:12:00 PST

Austin, the hero

Please read this blog....
Posted by Henry Chinaski on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 08:40:00 PST

Austin, The Official Fansite

As many of you are aware, my nephew Austin was recently diagosed with leukemia.  His prognosis is good and the survival rate for children is dramatically better than for adults.  Medical is...
Posted by Henry Chinaski on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:20:00 PST