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About Me

http://www.GraffitiGen.com/ - Graffiti CreatorI refuse to grapple with another woman, albeit a bot woman, but another woman over a clearance purse. If she'd wanted it that badly she should have gotten there sooner.However, this is going to tell you something about someone . This one will tell you something else .

My Interests

I find many things interesting. That doesn't mean I do them. My pirate name is: Dirty Mary Flint You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr! Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.

I'd like to meet:

Lincoln Hall....and Lazerous.

Music:

I listen to everything.

Movies:

The Accused

Television:

Non-applicable.

Books:

How to Talk Dirty and Influence People

Heroes:

Solo Acts

My Blog

How to Pay for College

Rob a bank with a gun. Seriously. Either way, you win. If you don't get caught, you walk away with cash. If you do get caught, you're placed in public holding. If this is your...
Posted by Jayne on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 07:17:00 PST

I was wondering what was on my toe.

Rules are as follows: once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 6 weird/things/habits about yourself. In the end you need to list 6 other people to tag and list their names. Don't forget t...
Posted by Jayne on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 11:00:00 PST

So...97 mph is too fast?

Apparently, State Trooper Banks thought so. He also thought I should not have allowed my registration to expire.....and that I shouldn't have been talking on the phone. I think he thinks too much....
Posted by Jayne on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 07:31:00 PST

Boy, do I like Shakespeare.

Time's glory is to calm contending kings, To unmask falsehood, and bring truth to light. --William Shakespeare
Posted by Jayne on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 12:53:00 PST

What To Do When People Talk Trash About You Vol.2

Forgive them. They really don't know what they're doing.
Posted by Jayne on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 03:45:00 PST

What Thanksgiving means to me.

Tacos. You read it right. I said tacos. My immediate family no longer celebrates the actual day of Turkey together, what with in-laws and all. Therefore, my mother created Taco Friday. It superceeds G...
Posted by Jayne on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 09:43:00 PST

My Sweaters Are Conspiring Against Me.

It doesn't make any sense. They all fit last year. All of them. All the way down to my waist, fitting like I need them to fit in the 'professional' world I live in 8am-5pm. Something has happened, tho...
Posted by Jayne on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 05:27:00 PST

I have never heard wiser words.

The less justified a man is in claiming excellence for his own self, the more ready he is to claim all excellence for his nation, his religion, his race or his holy cause. A man is likely to mind his ...
Posted by Jayne on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 09:22:00 PST

Dear Produce Packer (Occupational Cousin of Mr. Truck Driver and Mr. Construction Worker):

Sir, I understand you and your friends are on your smoke breaks. However, while still in uniform, I find it an obtuse decision on your part in making various bird calls, dog imperso...
Posted by Jayne on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 06:57:00 PST

I Am My Misson

&nbs...
Posted by Jayne on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST