"ROYAL FLUSH..." |
...how many times have you said to yourself, "self, you REALLY should have someone take a look at that before it turns into a bigger problem." THOUSANDS. But for me the typical response to...
Posted by *morgs* on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:23:00 PST |
"SOMETIMES I MAKE MY JOB HARDER THAN IT SHOULD BE..." |
....and the proof is all right here. My poor boss Lonnie gets the task of reading my "arrows" and notes from time to time...a lot of the time they aren't this bad...today, I'm not feeling well a...
Posted by *morgs* on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 02:09:00 PST |
"JUST A SPIDER????" |
....that's what the exterminator left on the note after she'd been here today. And I'm sorry, I beg to differ; this thing was a freakin monster that crawled off the movie set of Arachnophobia!&n...
Posted by *morgs* on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 10:02:00 PST |
"THE ADVENTURES OF MORGAN’S DRIVING: Episode 90 GAZILLION..." |
...have you ever had that thought while driving on a new road that it HAS to go SOMEWHERE?? I would like you to know, no, no it doesn't have to go ANYWHERE. I decided to take pictures at a...
Posted by *morgs* on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 05:47:00 PST |
"IF I COULD BE A MUPPET, I’D BE ANIMAL...LOL..." |
Mahna Mahna
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Posted by *morgs* on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 03:42:00 PST |
"MY RELATIONSHIP..." |
...I am BEYOND sick of hearing from those that I consider friends that my relationship with God is non-existant! I've heard it more times than I care to and I'm putting my foot down. Who a...
Posted by *morgs* on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 04:37:00 PST |
"I HAVE CUTE NEIGHBORS..." |
...that's the first thing I thought when I got home from my root canal. Was it the nitrous? Nah. Normal me. Pretty stoked about the new neighbors in the building next to mine.&...
Posted by *morgs* on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 06:04:00 PST |
"WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE??" |
...I think it's safe to say that the party at Andie's last night for Danielle's Navy going away was a huge success. If you wanna see the pictures click here: BLOCK PARTY PICSIf you want to see v...
Posted by *morgs* on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 01:32:00 PST |
"YES, I DROVE ON THE SIDEWALK..." |
When the police stopped us and asked if I had been drinking my only response was "No, I have rice cakes!" And I held up my little bag of cheddar Quakes. I'm not sure how that was suppose to help me,...
Posted by *morgs* on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 09:00:00 PST |
"ONE SCREW REMAINING..." |
...that's normally what happens when I put something together. I get the whole thing built and I have pieces left. It's at that moment that I look at the instructions and count the pieces-...
Posted by *morgs* on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 02:40:00 PST |
