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jason online

Blow up your TV, throw away your paper, go to the couuuuntry...!

About Me

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My Interests

"Heeeeere's Jason!!!"

Jason is legally addicted to:

Nintendo Wii

Here's Jason!

Random Facts about Jason:


* Nearly all the quotes at the top of Jason's page are lyrics from songs
* Jason works for Clear Channel Radio
* Clear Channel owns and operates five great radio stations in Central & Southwestern Virginia
* Jason has been employed there for over six years
* Jason hashes every opportunity he gets
* His hash name is "Puke On"
* Jason has no tattoos or piercings of any kind
* Jason has been hypnotized once (might still be)
* Jason has read the entire Bible word for word
* Jason once sang and performed a song called "Satan Gave Me A Taco" on his guitar in front of his public speaking class at college
* He got a B+ in the course
* Jason has bungee jumped before
* Jason has no siblings
* Jason has read almost every Stephen King novel
* He has wanted to be a writer ever since he read SK's "Misery" at age thirteen.
* Jason is left-handed
* Jason has hardwood flooring inside his apartment
* Jason is always waiting for payday
* Jason has written, produced, and recorded over twenty of his own songs
* His voice has been in several local radio commercials
* Jason was once the drummer for a rock band called "Tempest Toss"
* Tempest Toss played a show downtown almost 5 years ago at what's now called Bentley & Co.
* Jason's first CD purchase was Vanilla Ice: To The Extreme in 1990
* His second would change his life forever - AC/DC: The Razor's Edge
* Jason has never broken a bone in his body
* Jason despises reality TV shows
* Jason's favorite TV show from the 90s? - The X-Files
* Seinfeld is right up there among Jason's favs
* Jason has seen Jerry Seinfeld live on stage
* Jason thinks Stephen Colbert is pure comedic genius!
* Jason runs approximately ten to twenty miles (collectively) per week.
* Jason enjoys writing yet loathes editing.
* Jason's first song he learned to play on the guitar? -- Molly's Lips by The Vaselines
* Jason is allergic to cats and dogs
* He's also highly allergic to brazil nuts
* He spent four and half hours in the emergency room after eating some one Friday morning at work
* Jason has a pair of old-school Reebok pumps that he still wears regularly
* Jason has sang the National Anthem at two Lynchburg Hillcats baseball games
* He's also sang it live on the radio
* Jason's favorite sport is baseball. "Go BoSox!!!"

I'd like to meet:

Radio Legend - Don Imus!

"Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends."
-John 15:13

Music:

Currently spinning in Jason's CD player:


Rusty Truck

Movies:

1408, based on the 2002 short story written by Stephen King. I thoroughly enjoyed this film. It wasn't a slasher, gore horror flick - more psychological in the style of Hitchcock. This, to me, makes it the best horror flick currently out there.

Television:

"Shut up, you half-a-communist, pantywearin', liberal weenie!" - Imus is back!

"4 8 15 16 23 42 - press Execute"
LOST will return for it's 4th Season early next year on ABC.

Books:

Jason is currently reading King's latest, Duma Key.
Since October is quickly approaching us, I figured the next book I should read is FAITHFUL, by Stewart O'Nan & Stephen King
Jason just finished reading CELL, by Stephen King Bloody, Scary, Gory (did I mention blood?) - a freaking AWESOME BOOK!!!
Jason also just finished reading BLAZE, by the late Richard Bachman. This novel is over 30 years old and was recently rewritten for publication. It's an easy read with some tense moments. I loved this book! There is nothing here that couldn't happen in real life which is sort of typical Bachman fashion.
Jason also just finished reading: Lisey's Story, A Novel by Stephen King
Excellent!!! It's a love story that is beautifully written by a man who used to write about vampires, killer clowns, and possessed cars. This book was great despite all the references to Bools and SOWISA (you'll have to read it to see what I'm talkin' about.) This book took me on an emotional rollercoaster - from happiness, to sadness, to being downright scared at all the points in between.
Also...
Dreamcatcher by the same author. I enjoyed it very much! Creepy story, gruesomely bloody and gory, intriguing characters, and lots of swear words - classic King for the 21st Century!
Dreamcatcher: A Novel, by Stephen King (click on picture and read it yourself if you like!)

Heroes:

Black Spidey!

My Blog

A Happy Blog to Write

Well, mom got a great report from the doctors today.  Turns out she has a lesion that can easily be removed and it won't ever have a chance to turn into cancer.  She is having it removed in ...
Posted by jason online on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:55:00 PST

A hard blog to write....

Hi gang,Tuesday was my parent's 41st Wedding Anniversary.  Unfortunately, my family learned some bad news that day.  The doctor says my mom has colon cancer.  She is going back Monday t...
Posted by jason online on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:56:00 PST

Take Down the Bird Feeder!

(Hi gang, the following email was sent to my inbox today and I figured I'd share)I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it is, as I ...
Posted by jason online on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:28:00 PST

La Kitty

La Kitty is the nickname my friends and I gave to a set of locally owned Mexican Restaurants here in Lynchburg called La Caretta. We eat there at least once a week.  We have eaten there...
Posted by jason online on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 06:53:00 PST

"Where the air smelled like snakes..."

Nothing much happened of interest tonight - as if much usually does.  To fight the boredom that was my apartment, I called my good buddy Mick and met him for dinner at La Villa on T'lake Road.&nb...
Posted by jason online on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:50:00 PST

Wheres a meteor shower when you need one?

It's 1:15 AM in the morning as I hop out of our party van right on 11th & Main Street.  The 8 people inside (including me) are stopping by the Bull Branch for a bit before goin...
Posted by jason online on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 08:51:00 PST

Running blog 10/02/07

Date: Tuesday, 10/2/07Weather Conditions: 76 degrees, Sunny, 54% humidityPerfect weather on this Tuesday for a run! Yes, today makes two days in a row - it's hard for me to even believe. I left The Le...
Posted by jason online on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 04:11:00 PST

Jasons first blog in 126 days!

Well gang, it's been a while since I've actually written anything on here. I figured after four months, it's about time to come up with something to say. The Virginia Ten Miler was held this weekend...
Posted by jason online on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 07:20:00 PST

"I'll see you on the beach." (from Saving Private Ryan)

Memorial Day Weekend - 2007 Went to Holden Beach, NC. Stayed 4 days. Drank beer. Ate shrimp. Played guitar with this cool fiddle playin' cat named Andrew. Ran along the beach. Rode my bike all over th...
Posted by jason online on Tue, 29 May 2007 08:05:00 PST

Anybody else addicted to soda?

So yesterday Mandi and I walked into Mudpuppy's around 7 or so after a long day of scouting trail through Boonsboro in the hot sun for this Wednesday's upcoming hash run.  Oompa and Sophie are al...
Posted by jason online on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:16:00 PST