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About Me

Infiltrated but never without a rash. Keep them coming Bert, my rippling lat and delts can deal the whelping welts, and holy sheeyat is my mustache saddle-proof or what? I enjoy passing ropes and full body extensions. Me like words and frozen stuffin muffins.

My Interests

Killing Wakeboarders, and getting sandwiched between mating penguins. You haven't lived until you have done either of those!

I'd like to meet:

I, me, we, us, just want to to whirly birds and pansy plucks while treading water with female ducks. Cluck cluck n shite, aiiight!!! Dunkin' Donut. Freddie Mercury.

Music:

Anything where a guy with dread locks sings songs I can't relate to. So loud, or so riddmic. Songs from da mudderland. bum bum bumble.

Movies:

Frozen curtains of Roasto Beefo, Strapping on and Strapping In, Shreddy Does Denver, The Garden, German brown town...

Television:

Ashton Kutcher is pretty cool. As long as there is a zany politically edgy bro face with wacky bed head screaming in a microphone, we'll watch it. Especially slow motion up close action shots of spins below the lip in halfpipes.

Books:

We don't only shred the hill, we shred the pages. Yeah, we're pretty X behind the glasses. War and Peace...time me. Yeah, I read it in 58 minutes. How long did it take you? Loser.

Heroes:

whoever it was who invented the Haakon Flip, Viktory Indy, Lenny Kravitz, Wood, Fire, oh yeah, Water....as long as it's frozen. People who crap themselves under the age of 60. That stuff is awesome!

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My Blog

SNOWBOARDER Magazine Interns

Are you motivated? Are you willing to be part of a team? Do you want to develop skills and assets that will benefit your future employment with any establishment? Can you make a strong cup of coffee? ...
Posted by SNOWBOARDER magazine on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:08:00 PST

New Snowboarder Mag Desktop wallpapers!

We just posted some new desktop wallpapers on our website http://snowboardermag.com/.  They're FREE to download and not to mention amazing photographs.    Riders like Sc...
Posted by SNOWBOARDER magazine on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 05:02:00 PST

UP FOR GRABS: Win Shaun Whites Snowboard Gear

Here it is, boys and girls: The Mother lode. Shaun White's gear is on the table this month, and you could be the lucky lottery winner. All you have to do is head over to snowboardermag.com and enter t...
Posted by SNOWBOARDER magazine on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 05:57:00 PST

DC FOREIGN CORE-RESPONDENT: Win a trip to the 07-08 Air and Style

For the second year in a row, DC and SNOWBOARDER Magazine are teaming up to send three of the luckiest little shredders in the world to Munich, Germany to cover its world-renowned Air & Style contest....
Posted by SNOWBOARDER magazine on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 04:45:00 PST