peetard

I don't like talkng a bout myself, so I'll have my dog type out what he thinks of me: "He doesn't feed me enough people food or take me for enough walks, i like to pee on as many things as I can, so i'm tired of peeing on the same pot plants on the deck. He picks up my poop off the deck now that he got me a dog poop composter, that's pretty cool because there used to be poop all over the deck because he's lazy. speaking about lazy, he likes sleeping in like me, but i think that's because he's often hungover. He's short like me. He doesn't like it when I fart and he yells at me which makes me feel embarrassed because i can't help it, the food he buys me gives me gas. but, i guess he's alright, he taught me how to type after all."