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Yenneefer

Can't I just get a job as a professional IMPROVER?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


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Music:

NPR

Movies:

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Television:

is a really good way to keep yourself from leaving the house and wasting money.

Books:

Infinite Jest, 100 Common Stains and How to Remove Them (see: messes; above), Consider the Lobster

Heroes:

Well, I know one thing for sure. English teachers are NOT my heroes. How can they even pretend to teach you the ins and outs of grammar and the English language when "fitment" and "ironical" are words? What's next, "conversate"? My god.

My Blog

No money for something

On Saturday, after working an average night at the club, I put my tips in my pocket. At some point they fell out and are now gone, so I essentially worked for nothing. Lame. The bright side: I had ...
Posted by Yenneefer on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 12:50:00 PST

Jackass 2--Stupid Stunts or Fag Flag?

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I have just finished watching Jackass 2. It was funny, I laughed, I gagged, I cringed--the usual and expected reactions. However, I was most entertained by the ...
Posted by Yenneefer on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 10:52:00 PST

Britney's Beaver

It's nice to see that although multi-millionaire Britney Spears seems unable to sing, figure out birth control, maintain a decent wardrobe, keep up on her hair (or even wash it), wear shoes, or put he...
Posted by Yenneefer on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:56:00 PST

Why I didn't vote.

It wasn't on purpose. I filled out my absentee ballot (thank you, Stranger Cheat Sheet!) and got it all ready to either mail or drop off at a voting location on election day. Then yesterday, the cru...
Posted by Yenneefer on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 04:24:00 PST

Get Off Christ's Nuts you fucking FANBOYS!

News Flash: Jesus does not, in fact, rock. Jesus was not in a band, nor did he play guitar or have tattoos or enjoy "extreme sports." Jesus most certainly did not "do the dew." No one really knows ...
Posted by Yenneefer on Thu, 25 May 2006 04:14:00 PST

Today is boring...

I know, only boring people are bored. So I guess today I'm boring. Being boring is so boring. This blog is boring. I think I had something mildly interesting to say, but then I forgot what it was....
Posted by Yenneefer on Fri, 05 May 2006 02:21:00 PST

alarming new trend!

Okay, I like cheescake girly sexy photos as much as the next lonely Star Wars fan, but I'm afraid I cannot get behind the whole girl-on-toilet-with-coy-look-on-her-face-thing.  I know ladies, it ...
Posted by Yenneefer on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 12:36:00 PST

when people do this thing it makes me mad!

So i went to work tonight and there was zero parking anywhere near my bar, so i parked in the lot of the pizza joint across the street. i went in to ask my friend who works there if it was cool and h...
Posted by Yenneefer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Other ones are funny!

Read Barfly's journals, that's where the REAL fun is!
Posted by Yenneefer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST