Gross and awesome. Mostly awesome. |
Anyone who knows me well knows that I am an ametuer dermatologist. I much prefer dating boys with blackheads, ingrown hairs or other distressed pores all over their backs (to my dismay ...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 18:58:00 GMT |
rhapsody in felt |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KANI2dpXLw
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:26:00 GMT |
where credit’s due... |
I got a protien bar on the way to work today in an effort to make wiser dietary choices, and maybe cut a few a few carbs in the process now that I am a spinster hag approaching 30 whose gears don't qu...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 16:53:00 GMT |
gangstaaaaaaa |
Some times Freezy gets dark. Sometimes all the voices in her head quiet down long enough for her to hear the wind whining through the hollows inside her. When Freezy hears this fatal moan she gets ver...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 09:59:00 GMT |
When I grow up... |
... I wanna be a stoner! It occurs to me, stoned this morning, following an evening thoughtfully, thoroughly baked, that my drinking has grown to alarming proportions, outmatched only ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:52:00 GMT |
From an opening between my legs... |
Please, please, please watch the instructional video I have posted. If you laugh, you are a monster. And if you laugh, and are a monster, please be my friend. Best video ever. Period. Thanks to Jen fo...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 17:47:00 GMT |
paper or plastic; theyre all bags to me |
The DSM III must have a diagnosis for someone with the chronic habit of collecting one or more bags of useless shit, dragging it across creation, and then squirreling it in a few favored spots. It has...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 15:37:00 GMT |
An open letter to the freak bitch at karaoke |
It has never been said that Freezy fights fair... in fact, Freezy fights by filthy-hands, gutter rules. So may I begin this open letter to you, the psycho bitch who couldn't channel Axl Rose through a...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 23:27:00 GMT |
man-humping, meat-eating gay vegetarian |
Yesterday it was expressed to me that my look might be steering into the "rennisance-fair-going-hipster" territory. Alarmed, and aghast, I speedily tore off my costume, and redressed in the seemingly ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 07:50:00 GMT |
And they will know me by my musk |
Have you guys, well girls mostly I guess, gotten any random MySpace messages from total strangers with zero similarities suggesting a connection should be explored? How bout one whose ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:06:00 GMT |
