You scored as Discordian. You are a Discordian! That makes you a real oddball, and this is a fact in which you take great pride! Everything is funny, and really, who cares anyway? Synchronicity is the Great Cosmic Comedy, and meaning is where you find it! Have you hugged your paradigm today?
Discordian
85%
Spiritualist
75%
Magician
75%
Mystic
65%
Aimless Eclectic
65%
True Alternative
60%
White Lighter
55%
Otherkin
25%
What Subversive Alternative Paradigm Are You?
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Abolishing the IRS/income tax and the Federal Reserve, ADHD, Aleister Crowley, Alejandro Jodorowsky, Alice in Wonderland, Alphonse Mucha, Coast to Coast AM, AM talk radio, Art Bell, Art Nouveau, Babalon, bad TV, bipolar disorder, blue collar culture, blue collar jobs, Builders of the Adytum/BOTA, calico cats, Capitalism, Carlos Mencia, Church of the Subgenius, Classical Liberalism, conspiracy theories (esp. coverups of 9/11 and the moon landing), depression, DEPT.13 films, discordia, disinformation, Dr. Phil, ebay, England, estate sales, ethnic humor, existentialism, FairTax and/or Value Added Tax, fezzes, flappers, free stuff, Freemasonry, funny hat clubs, fuzzy things that kill, george carlin, Gnostic Protestant Church, hoodoo and voodoo, intelligence, Jayne Mansfield, Jim Goad, journalism, kallisti, kaos, legalizing pot, legalizing prostitution, libertarianism, low-brow entertainment, magick, manic depression, mary janes, mix tapes, Mr. Skin, narrow shoes, Neuro Linguistic Programming/NLP, oracles, pizza delivery, playing the devil's advocate, pop culture, Pop Magick, Principia Discordia, psychedelia, psychedelic pop, Qabalah, rednecks, Sacred Chao, sacred geometry, Shag, slack, subversion, Swatch watches, talking fast, Tarot, the '20s, the '60s, the '70s and '80s, The Onion, the working class, Thelema, Twin Peaks, Victoriana, vinyl records, Wal-Mart, white trash
I'd like to meet:
I DO NOT WANT TO MEET ---
1. People who spell you like "u" and are like "r" and for like "4".
2. Anyone who cannot name all four Beatles ...
... first AND last names, ON THE SPOT, without having to stop and think about it.
3. Militant vegans/animal rights activists
MILITANT VEGANS -- You know, the kind who make YOU adjust what's for dinner when they're a guest in YOUR home. Just eat the fuckin' fries and shut up, you can go eat some tempeh later!
PETA PEOPLE -- The kind that throw paint on people's nice fur coats. Like that brings the animals back from the dead. You people WERE the food in cro-magnon times -- you were the popsicles, cos you froze to death!
4. Marxists
"From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs."
Shut the fuck up. I don't work because YOU need food, I work b/c *I* need food. Damn right I'm selfish. And you're worse than ME, since you must think I'm supposed to bust my ass all day to feed YOU!
(Lemme explain ... just cos I make more money than you due to my "ability" and you make less b/c you're stupid doesn't mean you "need" my money more than I do. In that case, hey, I'm stupid too! Let's all be stupid! Work sucks! Now do you see why Americans are getting so damned STUPID???).
Music:
PSYCH POP for the most part, with a bit of old-school punk and goth ... b/c I have a split personality, right???
XTC, ROCKFOUR, The Beatles, Christmas (the band that came before Combustible Edison), LET'S ACTIVE, The Wondermints, The MINUS 5, The Damned, The Monkees, The rest are mostly alphabetized, thanks to LJ! ... Andy Partridge, the B-52's, Big Star, the Buzzcocks, Blur, Damon Albarn and Gorillaz, David Bowie, Britpop, the Church, Crowded House, the Decemberists, the Dandy Warhols, The dBs, DEVO, Dukes of Stratosphear, Echo and the Bunnymen, Electric Light Orchestra/ELO, Danny Elfman, garage rock, Little Steven's Underground Garage, (Chicago's finest) Gays in the Military, the Glands, the Kinks, MC5, (EARLY) Ministry, Moody Blues, Neutral Milk Hotel, NUGGETS, Oingo Boingo, Olivia Tremor Control, Orange Hat, the Pixies, POSSUM DIXON, the Pretty Things, RAINBOW QUARTZ RECORDS, RASPUTINA, Ride, the Rolling Stones (mostly their Aftermath/Flowers/Satanic Majesties period), shoegazers, SWAMP ZOMBIES, They Might Be Giants, the Traveling Wilburys, the Turtles, Urge Overkill, the WHO, Young Fresh Fellows, the ZOMBIES, AND MANY MORE!
Movies:
Anything from DEPT.13, Goth Girls Gone Wild!, Troma, anything Mel Brooks, esp. History of the World pt. 1 and The Producers, Donnie Darko (pre-director's cut), The Big Lebowski, anything Alejandro Jodorowsky, esp. Santa Sangre and Fando y Lis, His Girl Friday, Wicker Man (the original), Valley Girl, Forbidden Zone, Beatles movies, the Monkees' HEAD, Dead Alive, Meet the Feebles, Heavenly Creatures, most Russ Meyer, esp. Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, The Girl Can't Help It and most Jayne Mansfield, Elvira Mistress of the Dark, UHF, most John Waters, esp. Female Trouble, Pink Flamingos and Serial Mom, MOMMIE DEAREST, IT and anything starring CLARA BOW, Drop Dead Fred, URGH! A Music War, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Cannibal! the Musical, silent movies, anything with Louise Brooks, uber-witch Joan Crawford, Buster Keaton, Robert Downey Jr., Charlie Sheen
Television:
HAPPY TREE FRIENDS, WONDER SHOWZEN, Errol Morris' FIRST PERSON, Pee-Wee's Playhouse, My Name is Earl, That 70's Show, Psychic Detectives, Forensic Files, Family Guy, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, King of the Hill, Adult Swim, Stankervision, Turner Classic Movies, Mr. Show, Beavis and Butthead, Jem and the Holograms, Ben Stiller Show, Young Ones, Chappelle's Show, the Man Show, the Monkees, Wonder Woman, Carnivale, VH1 Classic before they started showing movies, Clone High
Books:
The Creature From Jekyll Island, Stranger in a Strange Land, Atlas Shrugged, Capitalism: The Unknown Ideal, The Portrait of Dorian Gray, Alice in Wonderland, Masks of the Illuminati, the Illuminatus! trilogy, Principia Discordia, the Historical Illuminatus Trilogy, Kenneth Anger's Hollywood Babylon, Confederacy of Dunces, Aleister Crowley's Book of Lies and Confessions, Stealing Jesus, The People's Almanac, celebrity biographies, On the Road, Camille Paglia's Sexual Personae
Heroes:
Hmmm ... people who enjoy their lives, doing exactly what they want to do (or what "Thou Wilt"), finding happiness, joy, abundance, and wisdom along the way.Otherwise, a bunch of dead people, like BILL HICKS (the most recent New Aeon prophet), Oscar Wilde, Clara Bow, Aleister Crowley, Frank Lloyd Wright, Andy Warhol, and Valerie Solanas for shooting him, Keith Moon and Ayn Rand. Also worth mentioning are Pee-wee Herman, Bob Dobbs, Eris, Camille Paglia and the Beatles.
