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About Me

Though I direct erotic movies now, I began my professional career in the music business. That experience can be summed up with from Hunter S Thompson's quote: "The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench. A long plastic hallway where pimps and thieves run free and good men die like dogs. There is also a negative side."I then launched into directing and producing erotic movies. Hating traditional adult films, I thought it would be a good idea to make an erotic documentary all about freaks in Atlanta (check out: www.alternativeworldz.com). I'm interested in making collaborative erotica (everyone from the talent to the art department participate in the creative process).All in all, I'm proud because I started off with absolutely nothing, but I still have most of it left!

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MY HOME:

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My Interests

Food, tin foil, stalking the Olsen Twins and foot massages (in various combinations).

Olsen Twins - they drift through my dreams every day.....

.........Nightmares are dreams too!

I'd like to meet:

Bjork, Juliette Lewis (DONE!), Philip Mond, Matthew Barney, Jesus and Buddah

WARNING!

BELOW IS A LINK TO MY MYSPACE MUSIC PAGE. NOT EVERYONE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO CREATE MUSIC. IN FACT, OTHER COUNTRIES LIKE CANADA AND NASHVILLE HAVE STRINGENT LAWS AND GUIDELINES CONCERNING THE CREATION AND DISTRIBUTION OF "MUSIC". NONE OF THOSE WERE OBSERVED IN THE CREATION OF THESE "SONGS"

Viewing this myspace music page may cause nausea, depression, vomiting, drowsiness, coma, respiratory failure, convulsions, diarrhea, anal leakage, circulatory collapse, paralysis, convulsions, coma, loose stools and greenish urine.

It has also been linked to sudden change in political party affiliations!

ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Music:

Johnny Mathis, Innocence Mission, Juliette Lewis and Bjork!

Here she is with my favorite song of all times, Venus as a Boy

Birthday by the Sugarcubes. Mind-blowingly awesome!
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Movies:

Being John Malkovich, The Graduate, Chinatown, Jean de Florette & Manon of the Spring, Asian Lesbian Lust 2, 3 & 5, and the best Erotic movie EVER, Zazel!/

The following are my favorite crazy dancing videos EVER!

I LOVE Vespas!

Television:

F that in the A! Watch one of our movies instead!!!!

Click on the picture to see the Vixen's myspace page! (You must be 18+ to buy, view, talk about, steal, borrow, trash, dream about or laugh at The Atomic Vixens!)

Books:

Working: My Life as a Prostitute by Dolores French

Heroes:

Rodney Bingenheimer, Michael Moore, Ernest Borgnine and all the people who were associated with my movies!

MIKA TAN KICKS MAJOR ASS!!!!

If you are over 18, check out my Alternative Worldz myspace page by clicking on that there picture:

My Blog

81 things I bet you didn’t know..........

1. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.2. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.3. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.4.The average person's left hand does 56% of the typin...
Posted by Ron Royster on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 06:29:00 PST

I am the most hated man in the adult movie world..........

..> ..> I am the most hated man in the adult movie world.......... But this lady, Abby, wrote a story/interview about me. I don't think she hates me. She is the first person ever to call me an ar...
Posted by Ron Royster on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:23:00 PST

North Carolina Rocks!

I love my state. Here's some people who are from here: Actors, Entertainers & Artists* Michael C. Hall - Actor famous for playing "David Fisher" in the HBO series Six Feet Under. Born in Raleigh, ...
Posted by Ron Royster on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 11:54:00 PST

Atomic Vixen's gets AVN Editor's Choice!

You can check out the vixens at myspace/atomicvixens FROM AVN MAGAZINE July 2006 Review: And now for something completely different. Atomic Vixens is like a funkadelic conglomeration of B...
Posted by Ron Royster on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 04:36:00 PST

Insight to my madness...........

Feel free to add your own! 1st Four jobs you have had in your life:1. Picking cucumbers 2. Cropping tobacco 3. Washing trailers in my poor white tras...
Posted by Ron Royster on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 02:00:00 PST

OLSEN TWINs NEKKID IN JESSICA ALBA'S POOL- PICTURES!!!!

OK..there aren't any such pictures. Also you are REALLY gullible (like me) However, because you made it here, I feel like you are entitled to a bonus. Here is a review of my fi...
Posted by Ron Royster on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 01:06:00 PST