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About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 I'm just a girl...Who knows too much about nothing...Still trying to learn how to live instead of just survive...Because a life without passion, is a life that needs to end tomorrow...I had a mentor tell me, "You know, you can get paid for your dreams."...So here I am, learning the ropes of the entertainment world...Now the Adult Entertainment World...But after my short adventure working in porn, it's on the back burner now and I'm concentrating on writing funny stuff...I'm interested in pretty much anything that doesn't involve having to hold snakes or eat bugs...My personality is pretty straight (hee...hee..I just said "straight") forward...I believe I can learn from anyone...Priest, plummer, or prostitute...But if you're boring, terminally serious, or easily offended I have nothing to offer you...The "straight" comment?...I'm pretty hetero, but it depends on what month it is...;).. ..

My Interests

looking for girls that truly like girls, who want to be in porn, writing, being the "Devil's Advocate", Absolut Mandrin, my cat's; "Miles" and "Martin", collecting artsy black and white nudes, making fun of people that are happy to be unhappy, taking a good nap, crazy bar bitchslaping, sleeping on towels to cover wet spots, verbal throw downs, hiking Runyon Canyon and looking at all the pretty stars in the sky...

I'd like to meet:

...Fellow writers, comedians, hot Femme chicks w/o boyfriends and people that know, change should happen in their life everyday...People that know the difference between being by "yourself" vs. "being alone"...Oh, and people on meds that help make them happy...Friends of Prince Valium...

Music:

Jane's Addiction, U2, Bowie, Sting, Rush, Peter Frampton, Sarah, Moby, 50 Cent, Paula Cole, Eminem, Rick Springfield...Fuck...Whatever my ears like at that time...Rave, Celtic, Gospel, Hair Bands...Who knows...

Movies:

Just saw an amazing documentary called "Control Room"...EVERY NETFLIXER SHOULD ADD IT TO YOUR QUEUE!!...I LOVE movies that have kids die...Like 'Pay It Forward' with Kevin Spacey...Brilliant...I even cried through the credits... 'Gross Pointe Blank' is probably one of my all time favorites...Classics like 'Heathers'...duh, I know ...Then of course, the comedy doc, 'The Aristocrats'...If you really want a taste for nasty, smart comedy...This movie is a must...I've seen it a zillion times and can still get off when I masturbate watching Bob Saget's scene...Although most of it sucked...My directorial debut "Alpha 15: Reform School Sluts" through VCA...And my Behind the Scenes Documentary of "Atomic Vixens: Return from the Valley of the Sluts"...

Television:

We just got cable!...Damn...I haven't brushed my teeth or left my home in 2 days...

Books:

The book "Awakening Intuition" by Mona Lisa Schultz was brilliant and eye opening...Just bought an old book called "The Other Victorians-A Study of Sexuality and Pornography in Mid-Nineteenth-Century England"...Need to learn more about the history of my new craft...Pamela Anderson's "Star"...I love that she changed the names so similarly to who the person truly is..."Teen heartthrob 'Vince Piccilo' from 'Family Daze'"!!!...Pure poetry.

Heroes:

Gilda Radner, Lily Tomlin, Ellen DeGeneres, Margaret Smith, Pam Stone, Wendy Liebmen, Tina Fey, Sam Kinison, George Carlin, Jon Stewart, Bill Mayer, Phil Hartman, Jimmy Kimmel, BOB FUCKIN' SAGET...and one comic that shall remain nameless...