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smokeahontas

There's coffee in that nebula!

About Me


Helen, Sweetheart of the Internet.

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My Interests

Lattes, smoking, sex, WoW, MTG. Just like everybody else!

I'd like to meet:

John Cusack because I haven't been able to reach him and I want to tell him how much I like a wide range of his work like Tapheads AND Methusalem. And I want to ask him if he remembers touching me when he handed me that playbill...
Helen --
[noun]:

A master of sexual gratification

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Music:

Favorite song of all time - that one white duck on the wall song by Jethro Tull.

Movies:

WoW - Internet is for Porn (4PORN)



Books:

I never read it but I think we're all a little curious about The Baby Jesus Butt Plug don't you?

Heroes:



My Blog

class act

ok i have been accused of being classy. of being someone who presents myself with dignity. please feel free to chime in with your own tales of unclassiness as i am bound and determined to undo this my...
Posted by smokeahontas on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 11:26:00 PST

at the end of the day

Wow if I type in Halinkies into the slogan generator I get a lot of good ones including "Strong enough for a man, made for Halinkies."I just got home from work. I pulled into the garage at 3:30am. I h...
Posted by smokeahontas on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 02:03:00 PST

helen...why are you smellin...

One night I was super trashed and my friend Santron came into the room where I was passing out and started singing some song about "Helen...why are you smellin..." I don't really remember the rest. So...
Posted by smokeahontas on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 12:35:00 PST

please kill me

FUCK. Yesterday I remembered the song that bothered us all last year at BBW. Diane bought us all purple snowflakes to mark the occassion --- so last year was purple snowflakes and this year I have thi...
Posted by smokeahontas on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:49:00 PST

soul crushing dream killers

For Christmas I would really like to do something for my company because they have done SO much for me. I'd like to take all of them - and no mercy now absolutely every single one of them even if all ...
Posted by smokeahontas on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 04:25:00 PST

ketchup

If you haven't seen me in awhile, here's what you missed.199? It was 199something and I was roommates with Mike in P-town. My friends talked me into moving to Denver and this big guy came to get me wi...
Posted by smokeahontas on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:42:00 PST

coffeephelia

Omniphelia? Noooooo way. I do have some esthetic standards. I would say 100 percent for sure I am a coffeepheliac. And I don't want to mention names but someone has made some hints towards wearing his...
Posted by smokeahontas on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:35:00 PST

bored

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Posted by smokeahontas on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 01:48:00 PST

mtg

Ok this is the way this is going to have to go down...I can't imagine not playing without certain cards so the first deck I build is going to have to be in what they now call Vintage format, I think w...
Posted by smokeahontas on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 06:35:00 PST

Lethal Rules For A Happy Life

Dear Jesus, I have not yet made an ass out of myself today, I promise to always try not to make a total ass out of myself. I will be an obedient submissive when it is called for by the D/s guidelines ...
Posted by smokeahontas on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 06:54:00 PST