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I'd like to meet:

What Sort of Lesbian Are You?
You are a KING, although you may fall into some other category for most of your day, you really shine in the guise of your alter ego. Well versed in the art of costuming yourself as a man, you could probably get through airport security without much hassle. Let me tell you baby, when you're up on stage lip synching to "I can't get no satisfaction" I'm drooling.
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What kind of fag am I?
You're a sensitive fairy. In high school you were probably a hippie or a goth, and though you've perhaps toned the wardrobe down since, you still write delicate poetry and paint your nails meticulously. You're probably into eastern religions, eating soy products, talking to cats, and actually feeling romantic about your sexual partners. People might even mistake you for a lesbian, but in fact, you are the biggest fag ever!
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- And a good Barber.

Music:

Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
Tom Waits... charismatic story-teller with a penchant for freaky people and unusual settings. You thrive on the concept of the underdog coming out on top.
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Which Neil Young Personality Are You?
Whoa, slow down man! You are one crazy guy. No one has a clue as to what the hell you're doing, but you do. You are experimenting like crazy and scaring some people in the process. But then, you've always enjoyed change.
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Your Stripper Song Is
I Touch Myself by The Divinyls

"I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself"

A total exhibitionist, you probably already are a stripper! What Song Should You Strip To?

Movies:

~Querelle

- Smoke Signals...

-Waking Life, Butch Camp... - Beyond the Valley of the Dolls...
- Giant, East of Eden...

Television:

Nothin' Compares to 6'U.

Claire drove to New York; I cut off the cable, and all I really miss is Comedy Central
And the L-Word...

-But Shane is in my dreams... and I like those story lines even more.

Books:

You are The Star

Hope, expectation, Bright promises.

The Star is one of the great cards of faith, dreams realised

The Star is a card that looks to the future. It does not predict any immediate or powerful change, but it does predict hope and healing. This card suggests clarity of vision, spiritual insight. And, most importantly, that unexpected help will be coming, with water to quench your thirst, with a guiding light to the future. They might say you're a dreamer, but you're not the only one.

What Tarot Card are You?
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Heroes:

Gene Kelly, John Cameron Mitchell, Mare Trevathan.