a scientific study has show that this is the funnyest joke in the world! |
a scientific study has show that this is the funnyest joke in the world!
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. Th...
Posted by S.H.A.P.E.S. on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 05:59:00 PST |
little shits that try use big words to sound clever but mean fuck all! |
i hate lyrist that use big words that mean fuck all to try and sound clever!
Next time, in promulgating your esoteric cogitations, or articulating your superficial sentimentalities and amicable...
Posted by S.H.A.P.E.S. on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 05:33:00 PST |
my final conclusion! |
somtimes u jus hav 2 give up on people ! not completely but to an extent!
there is only so much u can do somtimes, untill u hav to jus embrase the future, be it with them or with out them ! this is ve...
Posted by S.H.A.P.E.S. on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 08:44:00 PST |
condoms |
Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line...> Sainsbury Condoms - taste the difference> Tesco Condoms - every little helps> Nike Condoms - Just do it.>...
Posted by S.H.A.P.E.S. on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:39:00 PST |
the difference between a bitch and a whore |
wots the difference between a bitch and a whore?
a whore fucks every body at the party
a bitch fucks every body except you...
Posted by S.H.A.P.E.S. on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 12:25:00 PST |
a true story |
A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males empl...
Posted by S.H.A.P.E.S. on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 12:21:00 PST |
woman? its 'a' not so bad! |
did u know?
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off!!!
give me a cheatin, bitchin,expensive shoe ...
Posted by S.H.A.P.E.S. on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 06:30:00 PST |
blogs? |
captains blog.
2day i am wondering wot is a blog? i know im writin a blog now, but were does this word, blog, com from? iv certanly neva herd of bloggin? if any of u fellow bloggers can help me in my ...
Posted by S.H.A.P.E.S. on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 05:57:00 PST |
ok then bak 2 basics |
did u know!
mozart composed twinkle twinkle lil star!!!
and did u know he was 7 yrs of age wen he did such a thing!
now, the second fact (his age at the time) justifys the first fact (he wrote the sim...
Posted by S.H.A.P.E.S. on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 05:07:00 PST |
