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The meaning of life is God's amusement. Stop asking the same question
God does what he wants when he wants. God does not need to answer to you. God likes boobs. God might like you, if you have boobs. God will accept pics of boobs. God does not have to answer to the accusations of being a perv. God is his own man. God is indeed male. God enjoys talking about God in the third person. God does not care if you don't like what God does. God will smite you if bored just because God does what he wants. God does not drive, he appears. God does not mind gays because as everyone knows God made everything including ass spelunkers. God does not care about spelling as you mortals know it. God never spllesas aynting worng. Understand? God does not search people to be his friends. You friend God. God commands you to put him in your top 8. Feel free to ask God any question and look for the answer in next week's blog

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Did you not read. God is God. God does not need to "meet". God already knows.

My Blog

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Have you been kisse d on the head in the last 72 hours ? Regardless of which head you speak the answer is 'of course'Have you done bad thing s with your paren ts near by?I being my own parent(s) woul...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 14:35:00 GMT

God’s showering wisdom 9/3/07

God is looking for quality not quantity. It's not much but enjoy and be enlightened.     Question from: Greaver "god why do i keep getting speeding tickets" Because you drive too fast.______...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 11:17:00 GMT

Gods Deluxe Showering Wisdom 8/25/07

God has a bit more than usual thanks to all the faithful out there who read God's blog. Enjoy.   Question from: Triple Threat "Why is it that every time I'm out walking that a bug will fly into m...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 21:01:00 GMT

God’s showering wisdom 8/18/07

As you can tell God has switched to saturday night as God's new weekly blog date. This seems to make it much easier for all to read.     Question from: Jaden Does your son Jesus like to play...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 16:21:00 GMT

God’s showering wisdom 8/11/07

God decides to release it on Saturday night this time.   Question from: Seamonkey "Dear God,So, there are about 3 dozen known galaxies in our universe. How many of those galaxies have solar syste...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 16:31:00 GMT

God's showering wisdom 7/28/07

Everything you ever wanted to know about everything, here's God's blog.   Question from: Deet "Lord, why haven't you killed Panic! at the Disco yet?" If God got rid of all embodiments of evil and...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 18:34:00 GMT

God's Showering Wisdom 7/20/07

Here it is, strap yourselves in and brace for the race.   Question from: TeRRel's boi !!11!1 "who made god? where did god come from?" This one is so obvious it's barely worth answering. God was a...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 05:41:00 GMT

God's back wisdom

These are some questions that were taken throughout the past 3-4 weeks... pretty sad   Question From: Andre the Giant "What exactly would happen if God was one of us...just a slob like one of us....
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 18:55:00 GMT

God's weekly Wisdom 5/27

Here it is, God's (biweekly)weekly Q&A For all those who were waiting for thier questions to be answered, now is the time where God personally namedrops you. Feel honored.   Question from: Je...
Posted by on Sun, 27 May 2007 17:10:00 GMT

God's Hate mail- responses

God loves the hate mail, it shows how stupid people can be. Read this small chain of messages and keep in mind that in order to see a person's bulletin you have to be on thier friend list. God already...
Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 13:50:00 GMT