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drunken hedgepig

You think you can hang with the hedgepig? I'll meet you at beer:30, son.

About Me

What can I say? I'm a fuckin' hedgepig, and I like to get drunk. It's like breathing for me. Being that I'm a hedgepig I don't type so well, but I have a couple of friends who pretty much worship me, so I make them do all of this for me. They're pretty cool. You should try drinking with them sometime. They'll warm you up for your encounter with...The Drunken Hedgepig X-perience.

My Interests

I poke.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can outdrink me. It's more likely that I'll win the Schwinn Bicycle on the Grand Prize Game, though.

Music:

B Double-E Double-R U N BEER RUN!

Movies:

My favorites, paws down, are Road House and Over the Top.

Television:

Whatever's on the TV at the bar. Preferably porn.

Books:

Bartending for Dummies.

Heroes:

Dean Martin...that Dago could DRANK!