I poke.
Someone who can outdrink me. It's more likely that I'll win the Schwinn Bicycle on the Grand Prize Game, though.
B Double-E Double-R U N BEER RUN!
My favorites, paws down, are Road House and Over the Top.
Whatever's on the TV at the bar. Preferably porn.
Bartending for Dummies.
Dean Martin...that Dago could DRANK!