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Jack Daniels

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About Me

I am your evil twin.

FUCK YOU
I HAVE 11,666 DRUNK FRIENDS.

EAT SHIT

My Interests

CHAOS, DRUNK HOES, LSD, YOUR MOM, CHICKEN BURRITOS, PURPLE SEA URCHINS IN THE SUN, DUI'S, JAIL, FURRY SHIT, SHIT, SHOTS, CAMEL TOES AND DIARRHEA

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My Blog

Office Poop Survival Guide

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for...
Posted by Jack Daniels on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 10:48:00 PST

My Giant Dick

Where to begin? I hate my giant dick. I haven't always hated it, mind you, just for the last, oh, 17 years or so. I loved my dick when I was 13 and had a nice 7 inch tool. I'd put it through its paces...
Posted by Jack Daniels on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 10:41:00 PST