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DRUNK

Ideals are bulletproof... vive liberte

About Me

Self destructive jerkoff who will be dead by 30. Hides under the guise of "writer". Known to inhabit local bars and harass local women after drinking too much whiskey. One tattoo, conspicuous cigarette burn on left hand. Devilishly good looking (and we mean good looking). May randomly fall in bushes outside said local bars. Known for the "Janoski Shuffle". Approach with extreme caution, for subject is often drunk and belligerent, and, although he means well, is often insulting to the fairer sex.

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Willing to break the law if the monetary benefit is great enough, likes tattoos, likes strip clubs, prone to substance abuse, thinks marijuana should be legalized, not opposed to breaking laws, promiscuous, likes to dress provocatively, believes pleasure should play a central role in life, can be crude, believes religion is foolish, does not worry about consequences of actions, addictive tendencies, more a night person than a day person, erotic, more likely to have been on anti-depressants, gets attention through negative behavior, reckless with money, prone to nihilism, unpredictable, self destructive

"It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody." Brendan Behan Irish playwright and nationalist.

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 63%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 66%
Orderliness || 10%
Accommodation |||| 16%
Interdependence || 10%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||| 30%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Work ethic || 10%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 70%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||| 36%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 56%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Female cliche || 10% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Music:

Buckcherry Bruce Springsteen, Dropkick Murphys, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Guns and Roses, AC/DC, Allman Brothers Band, Kid Rock, Metallica

Movies:

The Departed, Roadhouse, Good Will Hunting, Snatch, Walk the Line, Fight Club, Rocky, Boondock Saints, Troy, Gladiator, The Rundown, Casablanca, Rudy, Saving Private Ryan, Glory, Die Hard.

Also Tommy Boy and Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Every crappy Seventies' horror movie every made...I can't turn the damn things off.

Television:

Rescue Me. Anything on the History Channel.

Books:

Hunter S. Thompson, Hemingway, Yeats, Ken Kesey, Dave Eggers, Thomas Paine, Roddy Doyle, Hawthorne, Emerson, Thoreau, Orwell, Bruce Catton, Pete Hamill, Jeff Shaara, T.J. English, Francois Villon, Brendan Behan, and any other nationalist Irish poet or playwright that has ever lived.

Heroes:

Wade Garret and Stan "Nats McNagar" Rajan

My Blog

War Poem for the Glorious Fourth

Wrong was Yeats in his tearse decreeThat silent should a poet beIn raging days of searing strife,When soldiers march to drum and fife.In this bleak and dreadful hourPoets must rise, know their powerTo...
Posted by DRUNK on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 06:47:00 PST

Pissing in all the wrong places

"Lie to any women this weekend?""Nah. Remember that girl from last week? Things are going good with her, I finally closed the deal.""You banged her?""No, no, I just hooked up with her. I mean, it was ...
Posted by DRUNK on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 06:55:00 PST

St. Patrick's day Lessons

1. If you drink enough, seeing who can take the hardest shot to the face may sound like a good idea. It is not.2. If you drink enough, putting a cigarette out on your knuckle may make sense. It does n...
Posted by DRUNK on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:21:00 PST

Fuckin Myspace...

On Myspace:1. If I see one more motherfucker that "TyPeS LyKKE dIs!!!" I will punch someone in the cunt. This doesn't make you cool- it makes you a fucking idiot. Learn to spell, and whatever thing yo...
Posted by DRUNK on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 03:22:00 PST

P. Diddy

You know why I like P. Diddy?  Because he's the only black guy that dances like a white guy trying to dance like a black guy.   And he doesn't give a fuck.   I went to the gym for...
Posted by DRUNK on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 02:50:00 PST

Angry Ramblings

Alright lads, we have officially less than four months until St. Patty's Day!   To say I'm looking forward to this, the holiday of holidays, is an understatement.   When did it fucking ...
Posted by DRUNK on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 06:57:00 PST

First Published Essay

Hunter S. Thompson has left this world... but we have a new jerkoff drunk to piss off the world.  Fame is around the corner, brothers.   He Drinks With a Passion: http://www.t-nation.com/rea...
Posted by DRUNK on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 05:33:00 PST

Hate liberals, huh?

Conservatives should be thankful for liberals Frank gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fo...
Posted by DRUNK on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 01:38:00 PST

Independence Day incongrouancies

I'm watching Independence Day the other day, and its the part where the President is rounding up pilots for the counterattack against the aliens. So Randy Quaid is all drunk, and he's going, "Yea, I f...
Posted by DRUNK on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 01:21:00 PST

FUCK THE SOUTH

I didn't write this, but I couldn't have done it better. ------------------------------------------------------------ -- Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. ...
Posted by DRUNK on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 10:09:00 PST