THIS IS THE SMARTEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER SAID...EVER |
there is nothing more important than sex in a relationship...love and feelings and sensitivity and caring and sincerity and honesty and chivalry and romance are all fictitious ideas made up as menopau...
Posted by Michael Fucking Binns on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 02:40:00 PST |
a quick favor |
a while back i went to the coast and accidentally overdrew my checking account by 13 bucks....eventually through overdraft fees, and weekly fees, the fucking criminals at wells fargo have somehow turn...
Posted by Michael Fucking Binns on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:32:00 PST |
sure to offend somebody |
I'm gonna try and record all the racist jokes i know, and possibly have that panzy ass sympathetic puss tom delete my profile. but oh well, im bored as shit.
why can niggers only have nightmares? caus...
Posted by Michael Fucking Binns on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 07:37:00 PST |
microwavable body fluid |
Id like some feed back on this one. I pissed in my ex girlfriends microwave the other day when i was drunk. I guess she didn't even realize it until her friends tried to microwave something in the pis...
Posted by Michael Fucking Binns on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:41:00 PST |
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
HAMMERED DRUNK..IM BUYING A KEG FRIDAY..FUCK COURT FINES..I MIGHT GO TO JAIL..BUT FUCK YOU..IF ANYONE HAS A PLACE TO DEVOUR THIS KEG...SPEAK UP, OR BE THE GAY THAT HOLDS HIS/HER PEACE...............i ...
Posted by Michael Fucking Binns on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 04:52:00 PST |
MFB's top 10 favorite bands |
1. Red Hot Chili Peppers
2. Guns N' Roses
3. DIO
4. Lynyrd Skynyrd
5. Pantera
6. Metallica (old metallica, before they died in that tragic plane crash around 1990)
7. Tool
8. Korn (sorry but its true)...
Posted by Michael Fucking Binns on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 02:14:00 PST |
a poem about alcoholics for my writing class |
BOOZE-
My life will keep on slowin'
if I keep goin the route I'm goin'
It wont be a gun nor a knife,
but alcohol that takes my life.
Everyone believes that I'm such a disgrace,
with every bottle that&...
Posted by Michael Fucking Binns on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 08:48:00 PST |
fishin show |
we are making a fishing show. BE FRIENDS WITH US!!!!!!!!!!!!! cause if you dont like fishing then youre probably a gay....
Posted by Michael Fucking Binns on Mon, 21 May 2007 11:51:00 PST |
FUCK OFF |
THIS IS MY POEM, IT'S CALLED "WIGGERS"
YOUR PISSIN ME OFF WITH YOUR GANGSTER LINGO,
i GIVE A FUCK LESS WHO YOU ARE, FRIEND OR FOE,
YOUR HATS ON SIDEWAYS, YOUR DRINKIN A STARBUCKS,
GODDAMNIT, WAKE THE...
Posted by Michael Fucking Binns on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 12:44:00 PST |
