Not Worth the Wait.... |
or a trip down "self-pity" lane...(this blog sucks - but I needed to post something to motivate myself....)
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I am becoming more afraid of onions every day.
Why are girl scouts so fucking e...
Posted by Beer........It Does a Body Good!!!!!! on Sun, 18 May 2008 10:58:00 PST |
RIP GREEN MACHINE |
Allow a little self-indulgence, please. I just learned that my precious car, the green machine, the mystery machine, my love, had been declare dead. Or, as it is so lovingly referred to, a "Total Loss...
Posted by Beer........It Does a Body Good!!!!!! on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 08:47:00 PST |
Eat Great - Even Late! |
Does anyone else hate having to solve a fucking CAPTCHA? I want to be your friend, not take a fucking IQ test!
I have lost my sense of direction, which is ironic because I almost found Jesus i...
Posted by Beer........It Does a Body Good!!!!!! on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:33:00 PST |
Dont Drink the Water - Uncle Al Peed in There! |
And other advice from beyond&&..
I may be one of the only people in the world to send a "please don't stalk me, thank you, I'm sure you're a really sweet guy, but you are a bit excessive, have...
Posted by Beer........It Does a Body Good!!!!!! on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 05:50:00 PST |
Did You Know Theres a Club? |
fuck the lot
oh - and something totally unrelated...
I, for one, am thoroughly disturbed by how much Hannah Montana Fan-fiction there is out there. I mean, really people. She's like, 10.
And d...
Posted by Beer........It Does a Body Good!!!!!! on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 07:00:00 PST |
Yes, and I’m a Pirate |
I will no longer be stealing ketchup.
It was bound to happen. I mean, we all had to have seen it coming, right? I mean, average, 1-3 condiments a week, various venues, various states of intoxication, ...
Posted by Beer........It Does a Body Good!!!!!! on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 08:39:00 PST |
Throwing Pennies Down Empty Hallways |
or questions every smart traveler should know....
If you're drinking Mimosa's alone...should you buy the Calcium Enriched OJ or say FUCK IT, I'm screwed and drink whatever is on sale? I figure, side w...
Posted by Beer........It Does a Body Good!!!!!! on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 02:57:00 PST |
A Slash of Self-Promo |
Posted by Beer........It Does a Body Good!!!!!! on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 03:22:00 PST |
And now we Return you to your Regularly Scheduled Blog |
Yes boys and girls - kickin' it old school blog style...
My sister graduated college this weekend. I feel so freaking old...
Bill Clinton spoke at her college. At my college, the best friend o...
Posted by Beer........It Does a Body Good!!!!!! on Mon, 28 May 2007 03:17:00 PST |
Send in the Freakin' Clowns.... |
I've recently thought about running away to join the circus.
But that got me thinking, do people actually RUN away to join the circus? In the olden days I'm sure people ran away to join the ci...
Posted by Beer........It Does a Body Good!!!!!! on Tue, 22 May 2007 04:47:00 PST |
