Fast Facts on The Aesops

This section provides basic facts on The Aesops in a quick, at-a-glance format. Here you can get a general sense of the Aesopian belief before exploring it in greater depth, get the basics before deciding whether to add us or not.
Date founded:
2006 AD
Place founded:
United Kingdom
Founder:
Anonymous (Mr. and Miss Aesop)
Adherents:
290 and counting
Size rank:
Smallest world “religion”
Main location:
Europe
North America
Major sects (denominations):
Atheists
Sacred texts:
Aesop’s fables
Original languages:
English
House of worship:
Myspace
Type of theism:
Atheism
Ultimate reality:
There is no god
Human nature:
Born equal then our futures depend on upbringing and the environment we’re raised in
Purpose of life:
Enjoy yourself, live every day to its fullest, try new things, be happy, peaceful and laugh every day
How to live:
We don’t tell people how to live. Just try to be a bit more peaceful, less sadistic and encourage others to do the same. Also read Aesop’s fables for terrific life lessons.
Afterlife:
It’s all over. Once you’re dead, that’s your lot.
Seven intolerable sins:
1. Tardiness
2. Impoliteness
3. “Txtspk”
4. Ignorance
5. Arrogance
6. Noisy eating
7. Lying
Symbols:
Aesopian symbol
Fables (some personal favourites):
The Cock and the Pearl
The Frog and the Ox
The Wolf and the Lamb
Androcles
The Dog and the Shadow
The Bat, the Birds, and the Beasts
The Lion's Share
The Hart and the Hunter
The Wolf and the Crane
The Serpent and the File
The Man and the Serpent
The Man and the Wood
The Dog and the Wolf
The Fox and the Crow
The Belly and the Members
The Sick Lion
The Hart in the Ox-Stall
The Ass and the Lapdog
The Fox and the Grapes
The Lion and the Mouse
The Horse, Hunter, and Stag
The Swallow and the Other Birds
The Peacock and Juno
The Frogs Desiring a King
The Fox and the Lion
The Mountains in Labour
The Lion and the Statue
The Hares and the Frogs
The Ant and the Grasshopper
The Wolf and the Kid
The Tree and the Reed
The Woodman and the Serpent
The Fox and the Cat
The Bald Man and the Fly
The Wolf in Sheep's Clothing
The Fox and the Stork
The Dog in the Manger
The Fox and the Mask
The Man and the Wooden God
The Jay and the Peacock
The Fisher
The Shepherd's Boy
The Miser and His Gold
The Young Thief and His Mother
The Fox and the Mosquitoes
The Man and His Two Wives
The Fox Without a Tail
The Nurse and the Wolf
The One-Eyed Doe
The Tortoise and the Birds
Belling the Cat
The Two Crabs
The Hare and the Tortoise
The Ass in the Lion's Skin
The Old Man and Death
The Two Fellows and the Bear
The Hare With Many Friends
The Two Pots
The Lion in Love
The Four Oxen and the Lion
The Bundle of Sticks
The Fisher and the Little Fish
The Lion, the Fox, and the Beasts
Avaricious and Envious
The Ass's Brains
The Crow and the Pitcher
The Eagle and the Arrow
The Man and the Satyr
The Milkmaid and Her Pail
The Goose With the Golden Eggs
The Cat-Maiden
The Labourer and the Nightingale
The Horse and the Ass
The Fox, the Cock, and the Dog
The Trumpeter Taken Prisoner
The Wind and the Sun
The Buffoon and the Countryman
Hercules and the Waggoner
The Old Woman and the Wine-Jar
The Man, the Boy, and the Donkey
The Fox and the Goat
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