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schteffers

I'm ready to be the trophy wife you've always wanted me to be.

About Me

i like tahitian flowers, but only if they're on fire. and it has to be during a lunar eclipse. and i need to watch them burn from a boat. hanging from the mast.i am a flaming cock. and everyone knows it.i like parties on manchester.i like 40s from the freezer.i like to doing the arts.i like to think white wine is good with diet orange crush.i just grew a love for hula hoops- and will practice daily to hit more than 100. and will practice daily with TWO different sized ones. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

About me:

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

"that owns, core like nugent"

Movies:

basically this is sick and you probably shouldn't watch it. thats the only warning you get. ..

Television:

i think an FOB made this one. but still... ..

Books:


Heroes:

hall and oats....AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My Blog

eddie/melissa's bye bye party

if you know where we live, or know someone who does, please come to eddies going away party- she is moving out to maple ridge at the end of the month for a while, until she heads off to europe for 3 m...
Posted by schteffers on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 11:51:00 PST

"never fuck your boss", another rhyming funtime with brand new memories to rhyme about

i would sit with pain behind gloomy eyes the news should have come as no surprise but confusion and nostalgia always win and my content and giddy bubbles have been popped by your venemous pin.   ...
Posted by schteffers on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 04:39:00 PST

baby

when i was a baby, i was cute and quiet, lovable, adorable, huggable. sinless, hateless, and careless. allowed to drool, spit, and sleep. i was ABLE to sleep. there were no nightmares, or awful thoug...
Posted by schteffers on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 09:44:00 PST

nicknames

ok- some of the nicknames ive been given: rabbit cake rabbitbeef the saint starfania saint starfania confucious schizofania sugarless   yep, just wanted to share, please let me know if i have fo...
Posted by schteffers on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 03:07:00 PST

embrace the self destruction

sometimes all you can do is embrace the self destruction. do your best but when you fail, all you need is self destruction of your self worth and your sanity (or INsanity) to really get perspective on...
Posted by schteffers on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 08:17:00 PST

nobody panic! cosmic's empire is NOT crumbling after all.

the fan base is just getting larger, our rock n' roll tales are only getting better... this weekend was proof- maybe it went too far- and maybe certain members of "cosmo's angels" got a little out of ...
Posted by schteffers on Wed, 23 May 2007 02:39:00 PST

funny funny

so i posted this quiz, in a bulletin, and christophs reply made me giggle like a little school boy. here are his best answers, and the begining paragraph of the survey just to catch you up on how it w...
Posted by schteffers on Fri, 11 May 2007 12:00:00 PST

starboys...

....are a bad influence. they are sucking the life right out of me. starsuckerboys. lifesuckingstarfags. starhomoweeweesuckers. just joking homos .starboys are still cool, i consider myself one now. m...
Posted by schteffers on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 02:45:00 PST

since nobody liked it right ON my profile........

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Posted by schteffers on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:09:00 PST

NEVER sell your gear

Spencer says: You're obseesed with a deep routing grain of this fallacy known in your own mind as perfection. Spencer says: In addition, you're understimulated likely and want a radder future than ...
Posted by schteffers on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 02:46:00 PST