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Captain Bastard

It wasn't me...It was the gnome!

About Me



My Interests

|The female form|
|Cold weather|
|Sushi|
|Burritos|
|The fake kind of baby making|
|Road Trips|
|Going to Speedway|
|Driving nice cars|
|Meeting new people|
|Doing drunken handstands|
|Giving bad directions|
|Snowboarding|
|Skateboarding|
|Wakeboarding|
|Making fun of tourists|
|Going to shows|
|Wasting precious time|
|Writing Songs|
|Playing Bass|
|Knife Fights|

I'd like to meet:

Selfish, egomaniacal, arrogant, big headed, bastards...NEED NOT APPLY!

AIM = thedenverlife

Music:

|Is my religion|

Movies:


|The ones where everyone dies at the end|
|Kung-Fu|
|Troma flicks|
|Porn|
|Horror|
|Mafia movies|

Television:

Soak your TV in gasoline, light it on fire,
then, throw it off a fucking building!

Books:

|Vice|
|Juxtapoz|
|Tattoo Mags|

Heroes:

|Die in plane crashes|